He's been having a terrible 6 weeks, honestly. The storm clouds have been building for our favorite dog wanking lolcow. Let's break it down.
>Tony's crown jewel CM Punk melts down at the company's biggest show
>he's forced to fire Phil
>Tony claims to have drawn the biggest crowd in wrestling history
>an anon submits a freedom of info request regarding the claim
>turns out the All In 2023 crowd wasn't even in the top 5
>barely a week after the Punk disaster, Khan's family friend claims AEW is worth $2 billy
>Tony then makes several public statements saying that he'd take less money from WBD
>one of AEW's top remaining draws gets concussed 3 times during a match
>Tony dances on stage afterward
>Stevie Richards calls him out for his disregard, Tony responds with a copyright claim
>despite claiming in May 2019 that AEW wouldn't use such tactics
>Edge becomes a free agent, signs with AEW
>debuts in a mostly empty arena
>his Dynamite debut loses to NXT
>Dynamite runs against NXT the following Tuesday
>Tony asks people to watch Dynamite because it falls on his birthday
>sets up a Tuesday night war scenario completely unprompted
>gets KWAB'd by 300k+ viewers, losing to NXT again
>has a Twitter meltdown about no milly trolls being mean to muh sick mommy
>pisses away whatever loyalty he had among his remaining roster in the process
You couldn't have imagined anything funnier than this. And this is saying nothing of his embarrassing Inoki tribute during WrestleDream.