That’s the kind of coffin I want. Imagine spending $10k on a fucking box that you’re just going to permanently bury the next day. Plus I’ll dead, I don’t give a shit how comfy it is. Funeral homes are predators. “Oh, did you love your family member that just died yesterday? Well if you REALLY lived them you’d buy this fancy box. What do you mean it’s tok expensive? I thought you said you loved them?”