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Alright marks, you like to talk about fake tough guys in wrestling? Well let's talk about a shoot tough guy. Dr D David Schultz.
>so tough he got told to work less stiff when kayfabe was alive
>protected kayfabe and the business more than almost any other wrestler
>put the fear of God in John Stossel
>slapped up Japanese reporters like it was his job
>made Mr T quiver in his chains so much he called the cops
>verbally buries no dime shitters on national television
>buried Hulk Hogan and San Francisco in one promo
>called Jerry Lawler a faggot with AIDS
>wore a shirt with a swastika on it to cause maximum seethe
>worked everyone into thinking he shoot beat his wife and kids
>worked Vince McMahon into a shoot to the point he was scared of Dr D
>works internet faggots into a never ending seethe
>gets fired for being too tough
>works the independent scene and is so dimes Vince seethes and makes promoters stop booking him
>quits wrestling cause everyone is a pussy
>becomes a bounty hunter to put his tough guy credentials to good use
>saves two girls from being sex trafficked
>makes a good living being a bounty hunter
>makes John Stossel seethe to this very day
>at 65 years old drives a tractor trailer shipping cotton
>literally could not care less what people think about him
>so tough he got told to work less stiff when kayfabe was alive
>protected kayfabe and the business more than almost any other wrestler
>put the fear of God in John Stossel
>slapped up Japanese reporters like it was his job
>made Mr T quiver in his chains so much he called the cops
>verbally buries no dime shitters on national television
>buried Hulk Hogan and San Francisco in one promo
>called Jerry Lawler a faggot with AIDS
>wore a shirt with a swastika on it to cause maximum seethe
>worked everyone into thinking he shoot beat his wife and kids
>worked Vince McMahon into a shoot to the point he was scared of Dr D
>works internet faggots into a never ending seethe
>gets fired for being too tough
>works the independent scene and is so dimes Vince seethes and makes promoters stop booking him
>quits wrestling cause everyone is a pussy
>becomes a bounty hunter to put his tough guy credentials to good use
>saves two girls from being sex trafficked
>makes a good living being a bounty hunter
>makes John Stossel seethe to this very day
>at 65 years old drives a tractor trailer shipping cotton
>literally could not care less what people think about him
