You know, I always used to think that I was an ass man *bwap bwap*. But it genuinely baffles me how generation Z now will simp over some of the ugliest fucking bitches so long as they have an ass. It doesn't even have to be a decently shaped ass either. It can asymmetrical and lumpier than a bowl of oatmeal. It just needs to be BIG, and they're all over it. Have a big ass and the busted face, flat tits, and muffin top don't matter. When that whore Ice Spice started to get famous, that's when this really hit me. Bitch looks like a mulatto Ronald McDonald with the downs. But because she drinks enough HCFS laden slop from Dunkin' for a fat behind, she's considered some kind of sex symbol for her generation. Has the world gone blind?
