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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:36:38 No.11991656 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11991685 >>11991687 >>11991728 >>11991737 >>11991774 >>11991780 >>11991853 >>11991861

>fucked up both my knees recently
>got knee braces
>pain went away and now I stomp around the house like Stone Cold

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:37:10 No.11991662 Report

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I post on pw

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:37:36 No.11991664 Report

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break the bed after a big leap
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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:40:39 No.11991685 Report

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>>11991656
>do the lesnar hop while walking down the steps of my apartment every morning

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:40:46 No.11991687 Report

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>>11991656
take bumps into bed
do the hhh water spit in the shower
superkick doors closed (I do the thigh slap too)

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:41:42 No.11991696 Report

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I beg off after doing a heel move then do it again when the mark’s guard is down

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:43:38 No.11991716 Report

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last winter I started slipping on snow on top of ice
I immediately thought of 'Take a bump' and took a chin-tucked flatback bump onto ice sheeted parking lot asphalt
it worked, and I might have avoided injury

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:44:27 No.11991724 Report

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>>11991687
>do the hhh water spit in the shower
trips isnt spitting cum tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:44:44 No.11991728 Report

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>>11991656
arm poses and the fargo strut

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:45:29 No.11991737 Report

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>>11991656
I styled my hair like suit Jericho for a few years and I do the Stone Cold look from side to side when walking in public when I'm alone

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:47:33 No.11991757 Report

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On leg day I listen to entrance songs as I put on my belt and approach the bar for a squat. Favorites are Brock, Batista, and HHH

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:49:29 No.11991774 Report

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>>11991656
whenever something really good happens, I go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:50:11 No.11991780 Report

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>>11991656
Mr Perfect towel throw

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:51:59 No.11991793 Report

Quoted By: >>11991868 >>11992426

i like to hit wrestling moves on my cat, i can superkick him (light tap with loud thigh smack) and he'll flop over on the floor. he even takes the worlds fuzziest slam like a champ.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:54:25 No.11991819 Report

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>>11991724
I'm afraid he is.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:58:01 No.11991853 Report

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>>11991656
A couple of months ago it was my birthday so I pretty much got drunk from the moment I woke up to cope with the crippling lonliness. I was about a pint of vodka into the day before I had to go take my shit. I figured I was going to shower right after so I took all my clothes off. Then, for some reason, I got a bright idea in my head and decided to stand on my toilet seat and then squat down over it like Batista doing his entrance. Right as I was about to shit I screamed
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A FUCKING NIGGER
as the turd fell out of my ass. Sadly it partially landed on the back of the seat so I had to clean it up before I jumped in the shower.

My neighbor started avoiding me right after that so I can just assume she heard me that day.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:59:00 No.11991861 Report

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>>11991656
>can't go to sleep
>pretend I got chokeslammed
>1..2.. kickout
>pretend I'm in a submission
>pass out without tapping
>still can't sleep

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 00:59:31 No.11991868 Report

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>>11991793
based jobber kitty

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 01:23:26 No.11992075 Report

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Perform wrestling moves on my phone with my hand(s).

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 01:28:19 No.11992120 Report

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I spend like half of every day daydreaming about making WrestleMania entrances.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 02:00:49 No.11992408 Report

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>>11991853
kek based woman-scarer

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 02:02:17 No.11992418 Report

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>>11991685
I do this a lot when im about to do something physical. I dont know if it really does anything and it makes me look like a retard probably, but at least I feel cool like bork

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 02:03:07 No.11992423 Report

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If I shoot fall down, get hurt, etc I always blade to make it look more realistic

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 02:03:19 No.11992426 Report

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>>11991793
wouldn't that imply that you're the fuzziest?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 02:08:42 No.11992490 Report

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I added BROTHER to my vocabulary now I can't stop saying it

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 02:11:20 No.11992509 Report

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>>11992426
its the world fuzziest slam because hes the one getting slammed

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 02:27:05 No.11992608 Report

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Ill take my hood off like AJ when its cold outside

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 02:29:40 No.11992624 Report

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I pretend I'm walking down a ramp to a big PPV match whenever I'm walking back from the gym. I got my entrance theme down, my positioning, and the position of my opponent down pat.

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