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>*entrance theme, door smashed open*
>hey Elaine what's up
>"LEMME TALK TO YA JERRY"
>okay what do you wanna talk about?
>"IT'S, IT'S... THAT HECKING LOSER"
>that's no way to talk about George
>"YEAH WHATEVER THAT FUCKING DOPE, LISTEN JERRY" *laugh track*
>"George... HE'S GOT A DATE"
>He does? "YEAH HE DOES"
>Yeah.
>...
>"Jerry?"
>what, people date all the time it's okay, things happen.
>*door smashes shut and is opened again*
>oh hey Kramer
<JERRY
<IT'S GEORGE
<HE'S DATING
>"OMG WOW HE'S DATING? GEE WHIZ THAT'S COMPLETELY NEW TO ME KRAMER CAN YOU TELL BY THE MAD LOOK IN MY EYES THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THE BIGGEST LOSER OF THE GROUP IS DATING A GIRL BEFORE I'M DATING A GUY?"
<*suspicious stare at Jerry* she didn't know?
>you tell me
>"DON'T YOU TWO TELL ME SHIT *munches on Jerry's pancake*
>hey I was making that for myself
<Dang... I haven't seen Elaine this upset since that fateful time all those years ago.
>"MY QUADS STILL HURT KRAMER FUCK YOU"
