Any funny met-a-wrestler stories you have? I guess mine isn't really a meeting, but one night after a Monday Night Raw in my city (Milwaukee, early 2015? [The night Punk beat Lawler with a chain that supposedly caused his heart-attack]) there were about fifty people gathered outside the wrestler vehicle exit, and my roommate and I were marking for every wrestler driving out, until Ryback. As soon as he pulled out in his newish silver corolla. or whatever the fuck it was, two african gentleman started diving on the hood of his car over and over. We all laughed our asses off, but for whatever reason Ryback looked at me dead in the eyes with a concerned but powerless expression. It seemed like he wanted me to do something about the situation. He looked scared for his life. I stared back at him and shrugged at the chaos; not my problem. Eventually some security guards broke it up. True story