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Can you recite this promo from memory?

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 03:06:08 No.12032585 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 03:06:54 No.12032594 Report

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>>12032585
no

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 03:11:36 No.12032640 Report

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>>12032585
i took a trip down to the desert with the big man, and when i got there, i told this big man to walk, not only to walk, but to like, what really, really, farrrr. Now when we got out in the middle of no where.
All you could see for miles on end were lizard droppings, little lizard turds all over for miles and miles…

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 03:17:44 No.12032702 Report

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>>12032640
lynchian

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 06:16:01 No.12033935 Report

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>>12032640
Dimes

>>12032585
So the Big Show has his Harley and I have my Harley. We start driving through the desert. Then night falls and we’re half way between rest stop. Next thing you know, the Big Shows bike runs out of gas, so I look back at him and ask him what are you gonna do Big Man? We’re 100 miles to the nearest rest stop. It’s 110 degrees and will drop to 30 by nightfall. What are you gonna do to survive. Then the Big Show looks at me and says, I’m gonna cut off your flesh use it to insulate myself and then eat your flesh. I look at him and go “now you’re alright Big Man.” Then I take off on my Harley and leave that son of a bitch for dead.

Three days later, I’m at the rest stop with Brother Paul and out come the Big Show carrying his Harley over his should and with a pair of homemade snake skin boots.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 07:05:24 No.12034188 Report

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>>12032585
>we told him to stay out of that alley. But Nash thought he was a tough guy, didn't need to listen to us. Well, needless to say it didn't end well for Big Sexy.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 09:05:37 No.12034698 Report

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>>12034188
Was he really?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 09:06:19 No.12034701 Report

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>>12034698
thankfully not
just some sick internet rumor

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 09:21:03 No.12034759 Report

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Why would he carry his Harley Davison on his shoulders instead of just wheeling it out of the desert? Also, why would he make a tie out of snake skin? What purpose would that serve?

Nothing about this promo adds up. Truth be told, I don't think either Underfaker or Big Slow went out to the desert in the middle of August. Especially given that the promo took place in July.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 10:00:06 No.12034892 Report

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>>12034759
What if it was the previous year

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 10:02:54 No.12034903 Report

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>>12034892
Big Slow was still in WCW

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 10:05:25 No.12034915 Report

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>>12032585
Mmmmm.... Brother Paul two bikes... mmmmm... Halfway into the desert gas... mmmmm... left him there.... Snake tie lizard boots mmmm....

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 10:09:38 No.12034942 Report

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>>12032585
Playtime's over sit down shut up

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 10:11:14 No.12034953 Report

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>>12032585
Post the Link op I need to see it

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 11:44:44 No.12035383 Report

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>>12034759
>they wouldn't go to the desert in the summer
Normal people wouldn't.
But the Undertaker and Big Show are really badass hmmmmmm.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 11:46:40 No.12035394 Report

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>>12034701
I knew it!

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 15:28:52 No.12036647 Report

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>>12032585
I don't watch WWF

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 15:30:55 No.12036660 Report

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>>12035383
mmmm wouldn't wanna mess with them

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 15:32:56 No.12036669 Report

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>>12034953
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KEfL-x_Gab0

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 15:38:25 No.12036696 Report

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>>12032585
I don’t know why they told Big Show to cut his hair but holy shit it was the most dimeless shit ever. Aged him like 20 years when he was like 26.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 15:39:47 No.12036701 Report

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>>12036696
They wanted to roll him in flour from day one

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2023 15:39:52 No.12036702 Report

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>>12036696
It's called male pattern baldness ya geek

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Fair-minded anon !!Ht/oMGOvLa3 Tue 24 Oct 2023 16:04:56 No.12036840 Report

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>>12032585
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

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