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Play time's over, sit down and shut up. Later on tonight, there's gonna be a match for the tag team titles between the Young Bucks and Kenny Omega & Hangman, whatever whatever, it's not important. The fact of the matter is, this Sunday at All In the winner of that match will come face to face with this. And to make sure that my man was right, this week I put him to the test. I had Tony Khan call out to Long Island - Montauk to some associates of ours at the Local 81 - Tony said we're gonna need two bikes for a ride in the desert. The guy said 'Brother Tone, now we know that the MJF can handle it, but I don't know about Atom Cole. It's August, it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death Valley.' He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Tony said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you to make sure Atom Cole only has enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.'
So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Atom Coles's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna call Brit, have my calls get declined, see a photo of her and Christian, and I'm gonna CRY myself to sleep.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with a snake game controller and lizard hair band, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as All In will now be known as No Milly, and whoever shows up...will get free tickets.