In honor of Millie's upcoming nuptials to Jon Bon Jovi Jr., I wrote this song for Tony and his cult:
"It's all the same, only the hotshots will change
Every week, it seems AEW's wastin' away
Another place where the crowds are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get some coke
I'm Tony
On a steel horse I ride
I wanted a milly (a milly!)
Wrestlers dead or alive
Sometimes I don't sleep, sometimes it's not for days
The draws I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day by the coke that you sniff
And times when you're alone, well, all you do is seethe
I'm Tony
On a steel horse I ride
I wanted (wanted), a milly
Wanted (wanted a milly), wrestlers dead or alive"
