In 2011, on an episode of WWE’s professional wrestling program Monday Night RAW, Kofi Kingston was grappling with his rival Dolph Ziggler. As the match proceeded as usual, in a section of the crowd, a small panic was erupting. Families screamed, they began to gag and vomit, they limped away from one smoking seat in Section E. As the cameras tightened on the ring, security and arena workers responded quickly to the chaos. Most of the fans were stunned, shaken, but the few that could speak all said the same thing:

A man teleported.

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