>sting
announced retirement for 2024
>Edge
Wrapping up his final contract ever
>Cena
Has owned up to not being in the best ring shape anymore
>flair
Had his final match ever
>undertaker
Went out in front of zero fans and now tells stand up
>triple H
Heart attack after winning a match to not retire
>Batista
Lost that match and retired
>Shawn
Came back bald and is now a savvy businessman booker
>Booker t
Commentator
>Hogan
Worked himself into a shoot
>Rock
Too busy with boob pain and doggy birthdays
>Austin
Went out with the worst stunner ever
>Goldberg
Baited wwe for a final match and went out on a loss to mcintyre in front of zero fans
>Kane
Chud mayor
>Foley
Retired and dementia
>Savage
RIP
>Snuka
RIP
>Benoit
RIPiss
>Steamboat
RIP
>Nash
KWAB
>PAUL FUCKING WIGHT
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Been a long wound road and I'm just getting started
Got the world in the palm of my hand
Been there and back a thousand times
Now I got some new things in mind
New room, new view
New crew, new shoes
Stay true, old friends, same attitude
Look towards the horizon line
All that I see is mine
Scars live on these hands (woah)
My tower still stands (woah)
Don't misunderstand (woah)
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
This journey is my life