He probably thinks he's being hilariously ironic because of the comic sans but has there been more of an out-of-touch wrestler from day 1? Even his "pipe bomb" was cringe as fuck. Ooh, wow, Colt Cabana and Vladimir Koslov got fired and didn't get a mega push to main event Wrestlemania? Oh the horror.
This guy hasn't been right about anything, he thought he'd be a good wrestler but never was (aside from a 6-month period when Jeff Hardy carried him in 2009), he thought he'd be a good MMA fighter but never was, he thought he'd change the business but he never had the effect that any of the greats had, not even close.
CM Punk was the final nail in the coffin for why wrestling is what it is today, it's been taken over by short, skinnyfat fanboys who whine and complain about every little thing, yet think they're the best in the world. Newsflash, you're only the "best" in the world because you killed the business, and there's nobody talented in the business anymore except as part-timers.
Imagine this faggot in an 80s/90s/early 00s WCW/WWF locker room behaving this way. He wouldn't, because he'd get his shit wrecked. By taller, stronger, more charismatic, far more talented, more masculine, high-test Trump voting behemoths.
Why hasn't anyone knocked him out yet? In a wrestling locker room, not a UFC ring, I mean.
