>>12143108Rather be? You are. You have no choice. You are shorter than most women. You need a step stool to get things out of your kitchen cabinet. People mistake you for a child. People ask if you have the same thing Gary Coleman had. You’ll have trouble getting into a truck. You are the opposite of the Big Show. Women automatically assume your dick is small. You won’t have fun at amusement parks. You will save money on clothes because children’s sizes are cheaper. You will need a custom casket, likely one made for a toddler. You are a manlet.
