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Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:26:59 No.12152553 View View Reply Original Report

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>"I dare you to step in here between these ropes. I dare you, fatso!"
How do you respond?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:27:34 No.12152555 Report

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>>12152553

swaglord

swaglord Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:27:51 No.12152556 Report

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>>12152553
*steps in there between the ropes and goes back out of the ring.*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:28:09 No.12152561 Report

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>>12152553
Run up and shoot /HEEM/ the absolute Fuck out of him and then hit a CRISP shoot Dougie that kills the first 19 rows of audience

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:28:56 No.12152566 Report

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I do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:31:00 No.12152579 Report

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>>12152553
I shout "Fuck you! Your UFC matches were fucking GAY." then watch him come to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:32:56 No.12152592 Report

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>>12152553
Make my debut into wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:34:22 No.12152599 Report

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shoot worm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:34:40 No.12152603 Report

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>>12152579
>out yourself as a time traveler
>now CM Punk never goes to the UFC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:39:39 No.12152625 Report

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>>12152553
Do a shoot V lick while I'm on camera

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:52:37 No.12152694 Report

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>>12152553
I laugh and clap along because I'm being part of the show, but I inwardly know that will probably shoot upset Punk because he's insecure and wanted me to be worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 05:57:36 No.12152712 Report

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>>12152555
what the fuck is happening here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 06:00:30 No.12152721 Report

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>>12152553
>Attempt to enter ring
>Literally physically unable to do so due to sheer size
>Start profusely sweating and look as nervous as possible
>Literally shit self
>Start autistically screaming as loud as possible until they are forced to cut to commercial and security drags me away
I win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 06:01:18 No.12152724 Report

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>>12152712
I believe this is some slavic 2v2/3v3 mma league

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 06:06:54 No.12152754 Report

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FAKE TOUGH GUY UFC JOBBER BITCH CM PUNK THE WORST MMA FIGHTER OF ALL TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 06:24:10 No.12152827 Report

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>>12152553
"As soon as all the women and children step out of it, I will. Faggot."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 07:34:18 No.12153076 Report

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>>12152553
I’m S tier on the mic, I would have buried that fry cook looking faggot. There’s any number of ways I would have broke down the Cuck Man.

>Busy right now, that filipino boy you married is finna come out here and suck on my dick…Bitch

>Nah, you…Bitch

>I would, but first I want to make this very clear. This isn’t anon talking to CM Punk. This is Anon talking to Phil Brooks…Bitch

>For Free? It’s all about money and miles you mark jabroni. The only time I’m stepping between the ropes is to headline Wrestlemania (Points to Wrestlemania sign that descends) and we both know you’ll never be there…Bitch

>I would but I just had an abortion. You got a problem with that? It’s my body my choice…Bitch

>Sure, but I’m a Tag Team specialist. Find yourself a partner because I’ve got mine all lined up. (Cult of Personality hits)
That’s right…CM Venom is here and we’re gonna settle this in a Chicago suburbs street fight…Bitch

>imma sit here and you won’t do shit but cry me a river…Bitch

>Why? You think I’m Trans or something? You wanna touch me without my consent? I look like I owe you sex or something…Bitch

>Here? In front of this crowd? With all the smelly fans of (insert local sports team)? Nah. You want a match with me? We do it at Crown Jewel in Riyadh. So either show up, shut up or suck on my blood money covered dick…Bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 07:36:40 No.12153085 Report

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tell him that me and the boys on /asp/ ran a train on his wife last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 07:37:21 No.12153087 Report

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>>12152553
nah thats you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 08:14:37 No.12153272 Report

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>>12152555
KEK dude was obviously out but he kept whaling on him anyway. The ref also took house good old time waving it off. Based Slavs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 13:54:28 No.12155524 Report

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>>12152555
kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 14:58:03 No.12155908 Report

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>>12152555
>>12152724
Anyone remember the one where it was multiman teams fighting in some place that looked like an obstacle course? I can't remember what that shit was called but it was gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:03:24 No.12155944 Report

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>>12152553
>jumps gaurdrail
>front flips over top rope with uncanny catlike athleticism for an obese man
>lands right in front of punk eye to eye like an anime samurai duel
what's up now bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:04:09 No.12155953 Report

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>>12152553
>I dare you to drink a beer. I dare you, pussy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:05:34 No.12155963 Report

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>>12152553
Sorry punk, better not. I've got a bit of a glass jaw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:06:08 No.12155965 Report

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>>12152553
i tweet about how i feel personally attacked, demand a refund, and accuse CM punk of emotionally and mentally raping me in public. i also sue him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:07:38 No.12155976 Report

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>>12152553
Punk is the least legit wrestler in the world. I'd step in the ring with him before I'd step in the ring with Molly Holly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:11:51 No.12156007 Report

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>>12152553
The 5 seconds of beating up Punk before security get to you wouldn't be worth the hour long ass whooping you'd get from Mike Chioda and Tony Chimel backstage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:14:46 No.12156025 Report

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>>12155908
Yeah they’d line up 5v5 nation against nation somewhere in Latvia or Estonia i think… I remember whoever’s team lost an individual matchup first almost always lost the whole thing with guys just getting belted in the side of the head which just sort of made the whole thing pointless carnage

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Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:16:38 No.12156050 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:18:36 No.12156065 Report

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>>12156007
If you can’t beat up the refs your a pussy Mike Chiodas like 5’1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:19:44 No.12156072 Report

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>>12152553
In retrospect, fatso probably would have fucked him up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:22:06 No.12156093 Report

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>>12156050
>Punk unironically got paid $1 Million dollars for this "performance"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:44:43 No.12156275 Report

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>>12156065
Even Charles Robinson would be more of a threat than Punketty and you know it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:45:30 No.12156282 Report

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>>12152553
Wings would've heemed punk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:45:46 No.12156290 Report

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>>12156065
For one thing, Noted shooter Tony Chimel is a ring announcer not a ref.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:49:29 No.12156332 Report

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>>12153076
fine speech

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:51:51 No.12156351 Report

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>>12156290
Im not a virgin so I don’t care

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:53:47 No.12156373 Report

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>>12156351
>virginity outta nowhere
Wonder why that subject is on your mind so much, when you eventually suck a cock all you're going to taste is relief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 15:56:08 No.12156392 Report

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>>12156373
Your the virgin who knows the job title of every literal who at wwf lmao log off and get laid nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 16:34:20 No.12156854 Report

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>>12153076
Sorry anon but you will never make it out with the wolves... bitch

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