>>12169564I've never understood why shaking is considered adequate to remove piss from your dick. You have to really shake to completely dry something. Imagine grabbing a dish you've just washed, shaking it a little, and then putting it back in the cupboard, it's still going to be fucking wet. You have to wipe the thing. Even if you could shake enough to leave it completely dry without a drop, you'd have to be shaking vigorously enough to get little droplets of piss everywhere, which is a nightmare if you're wearing anything thinner than denim or lighter than indigo.
The only real options are to dab with TP or to just accept that there will be a tiny bit of piss in your pants.
