I don’t even understand all of the bickering about these recent signings. You guys are just too gay and lonely.

>jay white

Allegedly a bidding war, never confirmed. Ratings die whenever he’s on screen. Zero impact

>Copeland

Two years into his return WWE saw he meant zero to the ratings. Tony scoops him up as some win…numbers prove he’s still a zero

>Ospreay

Never meant a single thing in the US. AEW got nothing from him, Impact gets nothing from him. Tony will sign him.

>joshis/simp crush of the week

WWE has all the ones who have ever mattered outside of Sasha, and she’s damaged goods.