>>12196464Sir, I want you to look at those Disney's Aladdin ass shoes that he's wearing.
Now I want you to consider the trampoline effect of bouncing off of his blackass afro, and I want you to multiply that by the torque of his body.
Also consider that by brushing his sweating skin against the mat, Woods is programming the molecule memory of his sweat beads so that they have an ingrained association with being closer to the Earth's core. When he collides with this nameless jobber, Xavier's sweat becomes mixed with that other man's sweat and the molecule memory drags both of them back to the floor with greater force.
I also like the pun. It's called Honor Roll because it's a rolling attack; but also if you say it out loud it sounds like "on a roll".
>Xavier Woods is on a rollGenius.
