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OP, if you're the booker go for Ojama VS Bitchtits.
We've already done Wolfcuck VS Carter main event from a while back. That's like the equivalent of Rock/Austin(Carter) VS Triple H(Wolfcuck) in the main event. It was a huge showdown heavyweight main event that will be remembered in the annals of history.
Wolfie is just a derivative knock-off version of the original wolfcuck. Still a great worker, but he's not /pw/mania main event material. The original wolfcuck would work the entire board. Wolfie is a nobody in comparison. Shankism is a likeable babyface but also not main event level. Solid midcard match.
Megamind VS Tony is good. But neither have the personality or gravitas to carry a main event program. Certainly a headline match but not THE match.
Ojama VS Bitchtits is the match. Both young babyfaces but both have huge personalities and influence one the board. They're the John Cena VS Randy Orton or Bret Hart VS Shawn Michaels or Kazuchika Okada VS Hiroshi Tanahashi of this shitposting generation. Sure, they're not Carter megastar level - but they're the damn best we got right now.
