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>As you can see, when Big Poppa Trump comes to town, all my hoochies come around. But it's just a damn shame we had to leave DC and come to this cesspool called Pennsylvania.
>But last night, when I was kicking it in the bootyo, proving I was the daddy, that I was the king of the night heh-heh...but I'm not one to brag. Melania, Ivanka, why don't you tell them what is was like to be with the orange warrior?
>Melania: Big Poppa Trump, you're not just any man between the sheets, honey. Ivanka, why don't you tell him what he's really like.
>Ivanka: Oh that's right, Big Poppa Trump's not any--just---he's our... Superman!
>Trump: You're damn straight. So this goes to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Trump is your hookup. Holla if ya hear me!
>Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 77 year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a shar-pei puppy, come out here and say he's still the man.
>I seen Joe Biden, number two, the sleepy boy, come out here, who's been the butt-end of all the jokes, because he's supposed to be the limousine-riding, jet-flying, son of a gun, but I'm sayin' one time, you shoulda took a cab, and used that money to fix your s-crooked, yellow teeth!
>So I had to ask myself, if the DNC was gonna hire the Sleepy Joe Number Two, why wouldn't they hire the Sleepy Joe, the original Sleepy Joe, Joseph Kennedy? Now I know that Joe Kennedy is dead, god rest his soul, but Joe Biden, your career is dead!
>And I know as he lays six feet under, he's still stylin' and profilin', 'cos when you used your little brain, and stole his name, there's one thing that you couldn't steal, and that was his class.
>So when you walked down that aisle last week, I know I wasn't alone, 'cos the people at home, all they did, was grab the remote, and change the channel to Fox News, and watched Tulsi Gabbard, a person you and your old friends got fired from here, 'cos you're a jealous, old bastard!
