Mmmm.
>*gets pushed to the moon in his first year in WWF*
Did you pay your dues boy?
>*gets full creative control over his character*
Oh you didn't?
>*bitches to Vince about backstage shenanigans*
Well around here boy
>*gets you buried for not wearing a suit*
You gotta wait your turn
>*gets his friends and fellow Texans pushed as soon as they come in the door*
So you get down that liquor store
>*takes time off whenever he feels like it*
And you better bring back a case of Jack for me and the boys
>*refuses to put anyone over*
Don't like it son?
>*refuses to go out on his back*
Well maybe you ain't gonna make it in the big leagues
>*comes back for Saudi money and buries a younger talent*
Mmmm don't wanna mess with me
>*gets his wife a lucrative payday*
Or the boys will make your life hell
>*gets a life time contract with WWE*
Run along, kid
>*spends too long on his HoF induction*
Mmmmm
>*buries AJ Styles, literally, in his last match*
Vince, this kid ain't got it
>*does stand up and babysits Vince to Saudi events*
Got no respect
>*does Hot Ones*