We've all had a lot of fun posting Still Tony and Still Vince in every KWABOTY thread, but it's time we all got real about things. Matthew R Riddle was fiddled and diddled by an airport security guard named R. Ward in the mild summer of 2023, fired and then announced he was going to sell bussy pics on the internet. There has never been a more clear and obvious KWAB since Nash himself. There is no more debate. Shitpost and have your fun if you must but know in your heart that the winner of the 2023 KWABOTY is Matthew R Riddle.