>>12304579"I, SISSYgeta-sama, prince of all JOBBERS, humbly kneel to:
CHADkarot-sama, the number one warrior and strongest saiyan there is.
Frieza-sama, the galactic emperor to whom I have a 0-3 losing streak.
Piccolo-sama, my own personal doctor who keeps me healthy with his girthy doses.
Beerus-sama, to whom I happily offered my wife so that he may not destroy the Earth.
18-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to Piccolo's daily doses.
Krillin-sama, who almost killed me twice (thankfully, my number one hero, CHADkarot, was there to save me on the first time).
Yamcha-sama, who had the joy of mating with Bulma in her prime and bestowed her on me when she hit the wall.
Bardock-sama, for his CHAD genes are far superior to the ones I received from my father.
Future Gohan-sama, for he also mated with future Bulma, making sure that I am a cuck in every single timeline.
Babidi-sama, to whom I gave up my free will, which awakened my fetish for being mindbroken.
Baby-sama, who also took over my mind and cucked me while he was inside my body.
Zamasu-sama, who almost killed Bulma after she offered herself to him (I was disappointed, but seeing him choke Bulma to near death was very arousing to me, as well...)"
