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>Vince states new policy going forward is to sign every independent wrestler to keep AEW from getting them....instead of trying to improve his own product >Has Paul make a remark about a pissant company on one of the biggest WWE events of the year >So scared of wrestlers leaving for AEW that they are using every legal loophole possible to keep guys from leaving >Offering lifetime contracts to talents just to keep them from fleeing >So scared that he took NXT (which he didn't care about) and plans making it as shitty as Raw just to compete with AEW. >Vince make Baron Corbin the official speaker of WWE where he comes out and says the fans are not appreciative and too dumb to understand WWE >Vince comes out later after this and say they heard the demand of the fans and will change the product (coincidentally around the time of the AEW hype). This lasts about a week or two before they regurgitate the same shit. >Blocks The Revival from leaving >Give The Revival everything they want to keep them >Give Gallows and Anderson way more money and a huge push to keep them from leaving >Block EC3 from leaving to the point he purposely comes out not trying >Block Dolph Ziggler from leaving after promising he could >Keep Lars Sullivan despite media pressure to fire him and injuries and gay sex >Block Luke Harper from leaving >Sign Mike and Marie Kanellis to an overpriced contract to keep them from leaving. >Block Sasha from leaving >Gets beat so bad in the ratings by AEW that WWE posting a message congratulating them on their victory >In response to losing, WWE moves part of their main roster to their "farm system" to compete. >Expands the show to 2 hours to match AEW >Launches a month before AEW >WWE insists that all of these are coincidences >Still btfo in ratings >Promotes NXT to main roster status at survivor series 2019 to compete with AEW >NXT goes over both main roster shows >After one year of crippling ratings losses, they don't bother including NXT in 2020
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>>12330747 >Ceasaro shows up NXT UK >Balor now on NXT >Rumors of mass exodus >One WWE PPV ends so terrible that the crowd starts chanting AEW AEW AEW >This leads to the next night taking Seth and Bray off TV who were the main event causing the chants >Seth Rollins in a show of desperation tweets WWE is the best wrestling in the world and he proves it every night >Seth Rollins tweets that AEW is the minor leagues >Riho is confirmed a draw by ratings, Kabuki Warriors immediately win the tag belts on the next show >Private Party have a great match and defeat the Young Bucks. After they win, they celebrate in the crowd. The following week, Street Profits debut on the main roster and celebrate in the crowd after their match. >NXT FINALLY win the ratings against AEW (with 50+ boomers at least) after moving their entire roster to replace the NXT roster in what becomes just another episode of Raw >At NXT Takeover, Britt Baker is at show in support of real life boyfriend Adam Cole. Camera pans to Britt with announcer letting everyone know shes an AEW wrestler at a WWE PPV. >Paul does weird interview after show where he's a studdering mess and claims he didnt know. >During pandemic, WWE calls Georgia state health department to complain AEW is recording matches >Billy Gunn loses his name after WWE files lawsuit >Vince McMahon calls Jericho and cries begging he break his contract and coming back >Jericho declines, and is banned from further WWE events when he goes to visit old friends >Randy Orton gets worked into studdering seethe after Tony Khan sends him a low ball offer...has to go crawling back to WWE >After ignoring basic Covid protocol, WWE has 40+ (possibly more) wrestlers test positive. This leads to the best promo in years where Tazz calls WWE a "sloppy shop". It sends Vince, Paul and E drones into a seethe they still haven't recovered from. >In the best coping measure yet, WWE blames NXTS continiuing losses to AEW's on AEW's venue and not the actual show. Anonymous
>>12330750 >Dynamite scores higher 18-35 rating than Raw sending WWE into meltdown mode >Throws way too much money at Good Brothers to keep them from signing with AEW. Releases them when they can't afford them a few weeks later kek >Sinking ship,virtually every WWE wrestler (other than Roman Reigns) has reached out to AEW >Repeatedly has taken AEW and Cody to court over intellectual property created by Dusty Rhodes that WWE hasn't used in well over a decade just to keep AEW from having it. >Had Charlotte as NXT women's champion and Sasha/Io Shirai on NXT and is having NXT wrestlers on RAW and Smackdown now. >Alleged by Chris Jericho to have "former" NXT wrestlers that ain't so former, working as moles and stooges to leak AEW angles on the internet >Counterprograms both FyterFest and Fight for the Fallen, claims it isn't counterprogramming and hot-shotting but "organic booking" >Claims a NXT/North American title unification match on free television a month before Takeover 30 wasn't hot shotting, does the title change of their longest champion on free tv and has Keith Lee relinquish the belt. >Names event Great American Bash so that lawyers can argue that Bash at the Beach is too similar to Great American Bash so AEW can't run events named "Bash at the Beach." >Runs shows with limited commercial interruption to try to beat AEW, fails >Runs shows for 6 months with an overrun when AEW has a hard out, still loses anyhow >AEW puts wrestlers in crowd on the second show of Covid era >WWE reluctantly follows suit after months of silent empty crowd cope shows >Undertaker spotted at same convention that has AEW wrestlers there. Immediately offered lifetime contract by Vince just to keep him from conventions. >Edge in talks with AEW for a guest apperance. WWE calls and offers him more money than he made off his entire run before and 1 last match to keep him from signing with AEW. >Seth making his own "Elite" with AOP and Murphy. Anonymous
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>>12330747 >>12330750 >>12330757 Wow AEWtists really can't stop thinking about WWE
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>>12330757 >After street fight between Best Friends vs. Ortiz & Santana ends Dynamite with great praise, WWE immediately announces "Samoan Street Fight" on Smackdown 2 days later kek >Wrestler Velveteen Dream gets accused of being a pedo. WWE covers it up and doesn't speak to victim at all because they don't wanna face bad publicity for not firing Dream. Who they think Tony would call. Sources confirm Tony wasn't interested anyways. >Covid restrictions loosening up. WWE enters into contract with company for Blunderdome for a few months. Which reveals fans on video streams watching. Streams catch fans asleep during Raw. Others are jerking it or not even paying attention. Meanwhile Tony had already started live fans back again. >During practice run of Blunderdome, audio leaks out. Specifically audio that says "Be on lookout for AEW shirts, these absolutely can't be shown on streams" Jesus lmao >Moxley/Jericho eyeball stuff being recycled beyond death and cartoons by Seth/Rey. >WWE wrestlers have openly shown themselves watching Dynamite on Wednesdays instead of NXT >WWE tried to keep Tony Schiavone away from AEW with no plans laid out for him >Jeff Hardy shooting on his own brother on a promo to keep getting a wwe paycheck >Dark Order gets fucking over and one of the hottest things on Dynamite. minions with black masks invade RAW and Smackdown in hope of saving the ratings. Months later WWE doesn't even know who the masked men are >Offers contract to Eddie Kingston after making one appearance on Dynamite and delivers better promo than anything on WWE in 15+ years >Signs Ben Carter after making one appearance on AEW Dark kek. >Creates dorky version of Dark Order called Retribution. Universally panned even by E drones >Slapjack resorts to tweeting at Dark Order and AEW to try and get over >WWE offers Thunder Rosa a try-out after showing up on Dynamite...as a referee Anonymous
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Wow what a sexlet
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Pure headcannon.
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>>12330766 >Mercedes Martinez gets poached from AEW, has a short stint in NXT, then gets placed in Retribution and immediately asks to be removed from it after the faction is deemed a historical flop >Within an hour of it being announced Snoop Dogg would be on Dynamite, WWE pulls their "exclusive" Snoop and Undertaker shirt which had only recently came out. >WWE removes all mentions of Sting after he signs with AEW >E shills are told to spam "Stink" on /asp/ >Paul in an interview literally begging AEW to work with NXT >WWE hotshotting Halloween Havoc when AEW starts the tournament for the number 1 contender spot for the AEW World Championship >Moves NXT to cable TV during AEW's timeslot >Expands the show to 2 hours to match AEW >Launches a month before AEW >WWE insists that all of these are coincidences >Still gets btfo in ratings >Promotes NXT to main roster status at survivor series 2019 to compete with AEW >NXT goes over both main roster shows >After one year of crippling ratings losses, they don't bother including NXT in 2020 >The company who did the production for the WWE Thunderdome released a video showcasing how it was ran backstage. Multiple pieces of paper were shown that included the faces of the AEW roster. >Evil Uno is offered a contract by WWE after signing with AEW after never hearing from them his whole career. >Roman Reigns starts wearing expensive shoes to the ring after the Bucks have been wearing Diors >After being humiliated and btfo'd by AEW they are now pretending that they never promoted NXT as a third brand and that it was always a throwaway developmental show >2022 4chan Wrestling board /pw/ strikes up deal with Reddit board SCJerk to do discord raids on AEW threads, particularly after PPV's. now reddit is "based" >2023 /pw/ becomes a SCJerk colony >Inorganic posts start showing up on /pw/ >Will Osprey signs deal with AEW, E drones claim they never wanted him to begin with. That's it for now, what have I missed?
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>>12330747 >AEWtist literally can't stop thinking about WWE >writes a massive wall of text about it Holy fucking kek
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I'm not reading all this mumbo-jumbo, brother. Dilate.
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>>12330779 >That's it for now, what have I missed? having sex
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>>12330779 Shida's leaving AEW and not renewing her contract, expected in WWE soon
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same dude who tells you to wash your ass, have sex etc btw
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>That's it for now, what have I missed?
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Jerkcels aren't going to like this
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AEW being cancelled really did a number on you, huh Trevor?
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>>12330747 >Vince states new policy going forward is to sign every independent wrestler to keep AEW from getting them Kek 4 years later and they all just sign with AEW anyway
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>>12330873 I still have that New Japan one
>>12330875 Hi Jerk! Are the rest of your reddit buddies here?
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>>12330779 >what have I missed? the genitals you weee born with
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>>12330893 >you weee born with Anonymous
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>>12330893 Jerk is seething.
You gotta go back fag.
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>>12330880 based jerk living in this legless virgin's head rent free kek
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kek this troon is mad as fuck af
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>>12330819 Nice headcanon Ojama
