God it's uncanny, he looks just like how my loser faggot friend did when called up all his old highschool buddies who he hadn't seen in years (me included) at 3am telling us it was an emergency, by the time we got there fearing the worst, he forced us to pay medical bills for his dying pet rat, talked about killing himself and made us stay at his place for the night
Like looking up to the sky, bottom lip quivering, rapid blinking, incredibly loud cry-heaving, actual fucking toddler shit. BLUBBERING. You're not a man if you do that shit.
>inb4 "you're a psycho who hates animals"
rats have a lifespan of 2 years.
