>>12363035>>12363103Yeah, I'm from the United States of America. Do you have a problem with that? This is the greatest, most important country in the world, and I would never want to live anywhere else. We have the best beer in the world. Anyone who says otherwise is a good-for-nothing foreigner, a retard, or a flyover.
also I don't give half a god damn fuck about some Ching chong professional gymnasts who drop each other on their heads in random Japanese bingo halls. They all look the same. They all sound the same. They have the same names. Kenta Kobashi and Kenta Kobayashi? Are you shitting on me? They all wrestle the exact same style, too:
>I choppa you!>Oh yeah? I choppa you!>You choppa me? I suprex you!Then the guy gets dropped right on his rice bowl of a cranium like a retard. Them they chop each other some more, spam finishers until one guy pulls out the rare super-mega-ultra finisher and drops the other guy on his head in the most devastating way possible. Then, last but not least, when the match ends they hit that shitty bell that sounds like it came off of a broken down Zimbabwean train. That's EXACTLY how every 'puroresuring' match in Glorious Knee Home EVER has gone. Prove me wrong. You can't, and you won't. I watch American professional wrestling because the best country in the world obviously produces the best wrestlers in the world. Uhh, hello, Hulk Hogan? Undertaker, the American Badass? There's too many legends to name. You know who they call the Hull Hogan of Japan? Some gangly lanklet freak called Giant Baba. He may have been 6'10" but he looked like he had never touched a weight in his life. Damn near seven footer that looks like he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. One leg kick would topple that gangly faggot. American wrestling is the best, Japanese wrestling sucks. Stop watching Nü Japan Pro Dancing.
