*Bloody Tears drops*
>Ayo! The world is cold, better bundle up! I said the world is cold, better bundle up! Ayo! The world..

HEY YO! CUT MY MUSIC DAWG! CUT MY MUSIC YO!...YO! YOU BETTER CUT THAT SHIT, DAWG!
Hey, Adam Page! Hey yo HANGMAN! I see you you got a taste for other men's bodily fluids. Hey Pahtnah, you know, under certain circumstances that would make us like brothers. Problem is, when it comes to my preference in..um.. man juices, I PREFER IT COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP! Now DAWG, you wanna go around the lockeroom drinking other men's blood like some anxious vampire, then you do you. But my man, when it comes to gettin' a dudes nut, well that's all me! HANGMAN ADAM PAGE! Let me give you a warning. I catch you suckin' on some dude below the belt, then I'm knocking you the fuck out. I see you with a mouthful of something that looked like you just sucked off Frosty the Snowman instead of blood, then I'm knockin' you the fuck out! GOT IT!? LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOO-*violently shakes the camera* LOOK AT ME YOU MEEK FUCK! AEW'S NUT RESERVE IS FOR ME AND ME ALONE! FUCK IT! TK GET SAMMY GUEVARA ON TAP! I'M THIRSTY! HIT THE KONAMI MUSIC!