>>12404714>undertaker comes out>DUUUU DUUUUU DUUDUUUUUU DUUUUU DUDUUUU DUDUUU DUUUUDUUUUUUU>Bret Hart comes out>paaaAAAAAIIIIIIIII TIDELIDUDILIDUDILITIDULAY DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU TUUDELUUU DUU DUUUUUU>Razor Ramon comes out>dundun, DUN, dundun... dundun, DUN dundun...>Stone Cold comes out>DUNDUN, DUNDUN, DUNDUN.. DUNDUN, DUNDUN, DUNDUN..>Kane comes out>whoooaaa whoaaahoaaaaa whooooaaaaaa hooooooo *BANG* TUDELUDELUDELUUUU, DUN TUDELUDELUDELUUUU, DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN, DUNDUNDUNDUN, DUNDUN>Hulk Hogan comes out>DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUNDUNDUNDUUUNThat's where the WWE went wrong.
DUN is over, Whoah isn't.
If you're seriously wondering why though, it's because marketing research has found that millennials react really positively to the whoop in songs.
What's a whoop? "WHOA OOOH OH OH OOOH".
Hipster trash music is almost entirely made of that stuff.
It's simpleton symphony for those who don't know the lyrics, don't want to know the lyrics, and don't give a shit about the lyrics and just wanna get drunk and drugged and go WHOA OH.
I'm not meming btw, marketing research actually proved this.
It's why every commercial 30 years ago had lyrics and commercials today have "whoa". Uptick in ratings, people stay tuned to hear the whoah, easier to remember, easier for guys to get over in wrestling.
It's also piss easy to write whoah. Imagine writing "I am a real American", that's hard, takes time. Just put a whoah there.
