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OFFICIAL CELEBRATION THREAD - THE UNDISPUTED 2023 KWABOTY - TONY R. KHAN

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AAAAANNDD STILLLLLL!

>Gets absolutely cucked into oblivion by CM Punk to WWE
>Signs Will Ospreay to a multi-million dollar contract when he's never drawn a dime (even on AEW programming LMFAO)
>Makes a new belt for his toy fed even though he has like a 100 championships already
>Terrible PPV buyrates/build up for Full Gear
>Gives the longest World Title Reign in the Company's History to a Jew who will backstab him and leave
>Mocks Vince McMahon for being an alleged sex pest on twitter, hires Ric Flair immediately afterwards.
>Signs a multi-year contract with a 74 year old boomer who will take TV time away from other younger talent
>Speed runs AEW's descent into WCW/TNA 2.0
>Spends millions on the DVR Superstar who can't draw a milly (KEK)
>Had a complete meltdown that NXT beat them in the ratings on his birthday
>Copyright strikes videos that criticize his second rate promotion
>Seethes and has twitter accounts banned because they said mean things about his indie fed online
>Blatantly lied about the all time Wembley attendance record
>Books Jade Cargill as a monster heel only for her to ditch his backyard indie fed KWAB
>In fear for his life at a wrestling show
>Takes 3 years to make a videogame that's dead on arrival
>Kills his own company's ratings by firing CM Punk
>Kills his own company's merch sales
>Killed his company's own momentum
>Sends a message to top WWE stars that they shouldn't sign with his bingo hall promotion because they'll be stuck dealing with shitty drama from indie shitters
>Still hasn't fired the Best Friends and the Dark Order
>Fails to increase viewership count
>Fails to draw a milly for over 40 weeks
>Fails to capitalize on his biggest PPV ever
>Can barely fill up half of a domestic arena with fans
>Is completely at the mercy of indie outlaw shitters because he named his company after them so he has to pay them millions a year and give into everything they want so they won’t embarrass him by leaving his company