WHAT DO YOU MEAN AEW SUCKS!?

I TOLD HULK HOGAN'S WIFE SHE ISN'T WELCOMED!
I TOLD BRIAN KENDRICK TO HIT THE BRICKS!
I TOLD EVERYONE BIX WAS MY BEST FRIEND!
I TOLD RANDY ORTON HE'S A MEANY RACIST!
I'M THE GOD DAMN BOOKER OF THE YEAR MULTIPLE YEARS RUNNING!

I MISSED MULTIPLE CHANCES TO PLATFORM WHITE HOT, ORGASMIC, STEEL MELTING FUEDS BECAUSE IF I HAD. YOU'D. SAY. I. WAS. EXPLOITING. TALENT.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?!?!!?