Hey faggots,

My name is Bryan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are obese smelly smarks who spend every second of their day making gay interracial fan fiction. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you made waves in the real world? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than console warring on /pw/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was WWE World Champion, and the second member of the BCC. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to ugly underage Japanese wrestlers"? I also hit the weights, and have a banging hot boyfriend (he just raped me; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just gain height. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's a raped bitch.