>>12437830That's probably the cringiest Paul post ever so let me fix this
>the guy>a big deal>main eventer>A+ player>chicks want him>guys too>works hard>works marks>works smarks>works anti-smarks>works jabronis into a shoot>works any gimmick given to him>works through horrible injuries>main evented the highest drawing Wrestlemania>protects the bussiness>protects his brand>best member of DX>best member of The Kliq>best member of the Power Trip>best member of Evolution>best member of DX 2.0>best member of the Authority>Vince's favorite son>jannetied Chyna>jannetied Austin>jannettied Shawn fucking MICHEALS>looks good with any belt>makes any belt look better>won the Monday Night Wars>WITH A FREAKING TANK>GOAT aesthetic>GOAT facial hair>GOAT entrance theme>GOAT taste in big-tittied broads>The GAME>The Cerebral Assassin>The King of Kings>The GOAT OF GOATsThe Annihilator of AEW. The Burier of B+ players. The Conqueror of CUNTs. The Drawer of Dimes. The Emperor of Entertainemnt. The Favourite of Fans. The God of Gains. The Hunter of Hound-wankers. The Imprisoner of Indies. The Jeopardizer of Jobbers. The Killer of Khans. The Lyncher of Lowborns. The Murderer of Manlets. The Nightmare of Niggers. The Obliterator of Opposition. The Punisher of Pissants. The Queller of Queers. The Raiser of Ratings. The Smiter of Smarks. The Tormentor of Trannies. The Undertaker of UAMFBNs. The Vanquisher of Vanilla midgets. The Woe of WCW. The X-Pac of Xenophobia. The Yakuza of Yumminess. The Zapper of Zealots
THE INDOMITUS REX
THE TERROR THAT RISES
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN
THE CREATOR
THE DESTROYER
THE MOTHERFUCKIN' GAME
HUNTER
HEARST
HELMSLEY
