[Titillating News] Kanako "The Milf of Tomorrow" Urai (42 years young) was spotted earlier today stalking the streets near her Japan residence, completely nude, howling like a mountain lion and speaking in ancient Jōmon Japanese.

Locals claim she has been possessed by a Yōkai named "セクシーな角質ママ悪魔" (2540 years old) and according to Osaka legend it can only be exorcised through numerous, possibly dozens, of inseminations.