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So I've been analyzing anti-Punk posts over the past few months, and I've gotta say, they come up with some damning points...
>5'11", 175lbs soaking wet
>bunch of shitty corporate meth head permadoodles on skin
>maintained a cringe emo edgelord livejournal in his late 20s where he wrote like a 15 year old not-a-phase-mom girl
>only had two memorable matches, carried by Cena, over 10 years ago
>botches and hurts himself all the time
>would get beat the fuck up and bullied mercilessly in the locker room in literally any other era other than the current low-test beta male-feminist vanilla midget gymnast rainbow AIDS flag era
>thinks women can have dicks
>thinks men can have vaginas
>encourages kids to have gay sex and take hormones and cut off their dicks and tits
>whines all the time about anything and everything
>never meaningfully consistently popped ratings, ever
>viewership dropped by millions in the years after smarks forced WWE to push him and his indie-shitter ilk
>gets run out of AEW by a couple of 5'2" vegan midgets
Punkbros... how do we respond to ANY of this without sounding mad?!
>5'11", 175lbs soaking wet
>bunch of shitty corporate meth head permadoodles on skin
>maintained a cringe emo edgelord livejournal in his late 20s where he wrote like a 15 year old not-a-phase-mom girl
>only had two memorable matches, carried by Cena, over 10 years ago
>botches and hurts himself all the time
>would get beat the fuck up and bullied mercilessly in the locker room in literally any other era other than the current low-test beta male-feminist vanilla midget gymnast rainbow AIDS flag era
>thinks women can have dicks
>thinks men can have vaginas
>encourages kids to have gay sex and take hormones and cut off their dicks and tits
>whines all the time about anything and everything
>never meaningfully consistently popped ratings, ever
>viewership dropped by millions in the years after smarks forced WWE to push him and his indie-shitter ilk
>gets run out of AEW by a couple of 5'2" vegan midgets
Punkbros... how do we respond to ANY of this without sounding mad?!
