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STONE COLD VS CM PUNK

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:41:23 No.12486006 View View Reply Original Report

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!!! HABBENING !!! Get the FUCK in here bros!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:42:17 No.12486024 Report

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>>12486006
This match should have happened 10 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:43:00 No.12486033 Report

Quoted By: >>12486042 >>12486570 >>12486933 >>12487990

>>12486006
>Combined age: 103

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:43:34 No.12486042 Report

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>>12486033
>Combined dimes: Too many to count

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:44:40 No.12486054 Report

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>>12486006
Should have happened at Wrestlemania 27.
In hindsight the Rock Cena tag match should have happened there too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:45:26 No.12486066 Report

Quoted By: >>12486076 >>12486511

>>12486006
>SRS
it's been confirmed that he doesn't know shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:45:54 No.12486076 Report

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>>12486066
>trannies already shaking in their sissy panties

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:46:39 No.12486087 Report

Quoted By: >>12486121 >>12486133 >>12486514 >>12486582 >>12486585

Was only a dream match for anti-cena obese smarks on reddit. They kept trying to force it. Punk vs Austin is about as much of a dream match as Punk vs Rock was (which wasn't a dream match a all). Punk and Austin were never on the same level, the idea for the match was only relevant when Punk was the current WWE champion. Every normal person would rather see Austin vs Lesnar, Austin vs Cena, Austin vs Goldberg, or Austin vs Reigns (since Reigns is the current face of WWE and the champ)

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:46:51 No.12486089 Report

Quoted By: >>12486105 >>12486121 >>12486159

But Punk/Seth

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:47:48 No.12486105 Report

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>>12486089
Kermit said thats happening at the Rumble

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:48:07 No.12486111 Report

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BOW DOWN TO THE!

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:48:34 No.12486116 Report

Quoted By: >>12486173 >>12486596 >>12488088

If it happens it'll forever change my opinon of Stone Cold. He's been able to maintain his badass, coolest wrestler of all time status this long, and he's willing to throw it all away to do business with some cringe vaccine-slurping, child-grooming-supporting, mask-fellating, whiny, short, skinnyfat mediocre excuse for an indie wrestler who helped destroy the business and turn the entire fanbase into male feminist faggot redditors who look like pic related?

There's no one I'd rather see Stone Cold come back for less than CM Pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:48:41 No.12486121 Report

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>>12486087
Austin would rather die than job to that samoan faggot
>>12486089
seth isn't relevant

Austin is only agreeing to the Punk match since hes going over. Punk just wants to wrestle with his favorite wrestler in the main event.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:49:16 No.12486126 Report

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>>12486006
I too can write bullshit and bait you's with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:49:25 No.12486128 Report

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>ChatGPT Punk vs PG Austin promo battle
Fweakin' epic

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:49:42 No.12486133 Report

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>>12486087
/thread, have a pair of boobs for your troubles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:50:03 No.12486139 Report

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>>12486111
seriously, i'm an OG HHH hater but even i would have to cut him a lot of slack if he gets this done. absolutely incredible. but let's wait and see first

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:50:14 No.12486141 Report

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>>12486133
>boobs
where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:51:03 No.12486151 Report

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>>12486133
there are barely any boobs in that picture. fuck off with your titlets and do better next time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:51:33 No.12486159 Report

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>>12486089
nobody cares about seff

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:51:46 No.12486162 Report

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>>12486006
>if all goes well
So not happening

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:52:48 No.12486173 Report

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>>12486116
Ya seethe!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:52:55 No.12486175 Report

Quoted By: >>12486187 >>12486194 >>12486208 >>12486233

would be the biggest match since Hogan vs Rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:53:19 No.12486181 Report

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>>12486133
Her back has more cleavage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:53:27 No.12486183 Report

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>>12486054
>CM Punk vs Steve Austin
>The Rock & John Cena vs Awesome Truth
>Edge vs Randy Orton
>Sting vs The Undertaker
Ah what could have been

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:53:39 No.12486187 Report

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>>12486175
fucking THIS right here. fuck meltzer stars this is star power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:54:18 No.12486194 Report

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>>12486175
>>12486187
Punk isn't a star

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:55:45 No.12486208 Report

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>>12486175
Exactly, Hogan/Rock was one of the best matches ever made

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:56:04 No.12486212 Report

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>>12486194
he must be or Austin wouldn't even consider this. the fact Austin is even giving this a moment's thought tells you Punk is a star.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:57:16 No.12486231 Report

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>>12486212
>he must be or Austin wouldn't even consider this
Austin wrestled literal KO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:57:23 No.12486233 Report

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>>12486175
Yup just like Raw this week was gonna do 3 milly viewers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:58:13 No.12486248 Report

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>>12486006
Tony needs to do Undertaker vs Sting to steal their thunder

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 20:59:42 No.12486270 Report

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>>12486231
that's right. Kevin Owens is a star. CM Punk is a bigger star than Kevin Owens.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:01:03 No.12486286 Report

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>>12486133
>>12486141
>>12486151
>>12486181
Shit wrong one boys, my bad. (That being said, as a Trumpchad and a Boobchad, I believe tits of all shapes and sizes except sag are wonderful.)

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:01:55 No.12486300 Report

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>>12486286

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:02:11 No.12486306 Report

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>>12486286
Damn Paul Heyman keeps winning

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:04:06 No.12486323 Report

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>>12486270
>Kevin Owens is a star.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:04:41 No.12486328 Report

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>>12486300
>Punk/Austin at Mania
>Trump winning 2024

Next year will be one of the greatest years ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:06:29 No.12486343 Report

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>>12486286
nice rack now we're talkin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:06:52 No.12486350 Report

Quoted By: >>12486500 >>12486701

>>12486183
>>Sting vs The Undertaker
Never understood this as a dream match. Because they're both emo? The similarities are paper thin. It's like guys wanting Goldberg vs Austin cause they're both bald with black trunks. Sting vs Michaels seems like a more natural fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:11:14 No.12486386 Report

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>>12486286
name???

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:12:07 No.12486393 Report

Quoted By: >>12486406 >>12486518

i like how Stone Cold refused to wrestle Hulk Hogan because he thought their styles would clash too much but yet he's open to the idea of wrestling CM Punk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:13:48 No.12486406 Report

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>>12486393
He refused to wrestle Hulk because he knew Hulk was better with psychology.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:15:29 No.12486419 Report

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:16:34 No.12486428 Report

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>>12486419
This crippled retard thinks he's some Professor X character

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:17:56 No.12486441 Report

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Based WWE Dream Match.

Damn it feels good to be an E-God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:20:00 No.12486470 Report

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>>12486419
That's been really obvious since his time in AEW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:22:11 No.12486483 Report

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>>12486419
Who would've thought?
Like hell Austin would come out of retirement for Cuck Manlet Philipstone.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:23:12 No.12486492 Report

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match with be ass probably but the promos are going to be GOATed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:24:07 No.12486500 Report

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>>12486350
People thought it would be a great match because Undertaker was the WWF locker room leader and Sting was the WCW one.
99% of fans don't know this so the match would mean absolutely nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:25:00 No.12486511 Report

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>>12486066
this just confirms Punk was the source kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:25:24 No.12486514 Report

Quoted By: >>12486619

>>12486231
>>12486087
Austin’s a Punk mark. Trannies seething
https://youtube.com/shorts/mimcQSXsFDo?si=GGerv7-I43OVZxUl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:25:29 No.12486518 Report

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>>12486393
>>12486406
Looking back I would only have wanted this match to happen if both men hammed up their characters to maximum %. I'm talking blue jeans, beer and Austin 3:16 t shirt Stone Cold vs yellow trunks "say your prayers and take your vitamins" Hulkamania Hogan. Imagine Stone Cold filling Hogan's pool with cement or selling his dogs to a hobo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:26:48 No.12486531 Report

Quoted By: >>12486554

>tries to shoot promo on Austin
>Austin just says WHAT?
How does he respond without sounding mad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:28:42 No.12486554 Report

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>>12486531
>Say what if you want to have sex with Omos

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:29:29 No.12486559 Report

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>>12486554
>What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:30:03 No.12486564 Report

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>>12486428
He's right about this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:30:34 No.12486570 Report

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>>12486033
>Combined dimes: 10 times more than AEW will get in its whole run as a company

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:31:52 No.12486582 Report

Quoted By: >>12486616

>>12486087
>Austin vs Reigns
>Austin vs Goldberg
No one wants to see this trash retard. What are you on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:32:03 No.12486585 Report

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>>12486087
But they did Austin vs Kevin Owens. Everything else is irrelevant. He only comes back to wrestle his marks so they're okay with not getting their shit in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:32:07 No.12486586 Report

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>PG Punk vs 60 year old Steve Austin
Sounds kinda sad desu. Something you'd tell your friends about to get them hype so you have someone to watch with, but you only remind them why they stopped watching 10 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:32:50 No.12486596 Report

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>>12486116
I want to see it even more now just so you can seethe about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:33:21 No.12486601 Report

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>>12486006
Man this would've been awesome if they didn't already waste his return match on owens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:34:44 No.12486616 Report

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>>12486582
You're insane if you think Austin vs Goldberg isn't a dream match. You're also insane if you think it'd happen anywhere except Saudi Arabia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:34:57 No.12486619 Report

Quoted By: >>12486641

>>12486514
Every dime drawer in history is a friend of Punk. All of them eithe rrespect him or are friends with him. You name it. Rock, Austin, Cena, Carder, Shawn, Bret... Even Gaytch now is his best friend. The list goes on and on. Maybe the only exception is Hogan but everyone hates the Chudster so he doesn't count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:35:49 No.12486626 Report

Quoted By: >>12486705

>>12486128
>Austin.. I will put you to sleep
>Punk, you know back in my day we had a name for kids like you and we called you all Punkb-----

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:36:05 No.12486629 Report

Quoted By: >>12486648

If Austin is winning, then do it.
if Punk is winning, don't.
punk beating austin would be such a disgrace
punk is such a mark for himself i wouldn't put it past him. he's his own favorite wrestler and person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:37:28 No.12486641 Report

Quoted By: >>12486659 >>12486665

>>12486619
if Punk hates Hogan why the fuck does Punk care so much about headlining WrestleMania?
why is WrestleMania even such a big deal to him at all then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:37:59 No.12486648 Report

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>>12486629
you're an austin mark, it would be dumb to have Punk lose to a 60+. With Owens was fine because Owens is a comedy guy. Punk would go for a serious match

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:38:39 No.12486659 Report

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>>12486641
Millennials only love Wrestlemania X-7

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:39:06 No.12486665 Report

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>>12486641
Its wrestlemania not hoganmania lol hes from the generation that grew up with bret and shawn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:41:35 No.12486701 Report

Quoted By: >>12486760 >>12486766

>>12486350
Both are emo and wear trenchcoats, both used the Tombstone piledriver. But Undertaker was tweener/evil and Sting was a babyface comic book character. It could've been kino

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:41:45 No.12486705 Report

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>>12486626

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:45:35 No.12486739 Report

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Would be hilarious if he got injured in a match against a 60 year with a broken neck and no knees

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:46:08 No.12486744 Report

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Austin liked all punk's return posts from wwe's Instagram. This has to happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:47:55 No.12486760 Report

Quoted By: >>12486807 >>12486831

>>12486701
Sting didn't use the Tombstone, if so not regularly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:48:17 No.12486766 Report

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>>12486701
both wore black. both were stoic, quiet and didn't say too many words in promos.
both had symphonic music. both walked slowly to the ring
both used a live crow during an entrance before.
both were considered the lifer for their promotion. Sting stayed in WCW. Taker stayed with the WWF since he debuted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:50:31 No.12486801 Report

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>>12486766
Sting had a live vulture in the rafters not a crow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:51:10 No.12486807 Report

Quoted By: >>12486850

>>12486760
it's his signature in the WWE games.
but in his matches from what I recall, i've only seen him use it as a counter, reversing his opponent's tombstones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:53:18 No.12486831 Report

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>>12486760
Sting would specifically almost always reverse a tombstone. He did it in WCW and even in TNA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:53:22 No.12486832 Report

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Austin had a good match at Mania because KO carried him through the physical parts, Phil is going to drop him on his head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:54:55 No.12486850 Report

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>>12486807
Now I'm envisioning him doing it haha, I'm sure he used the tombstone now, just wasn't one of his 3 finishers so I associate it more with Carder. Damn sting had the trifecta of signature/finishers though: Dethdrop, Deathlock, Splash

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 21:56:30 No.12486870 Report

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I remember exactly how he reverses the piledriver now my bad dudes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 22:01:40 No.12486933 Report

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>>12486033
but enough about flair vs sting in AEW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 22:01:50 No.12486934 Report

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>>12486006
Can it happen, sure. Should it happen, nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 22:04:02 No.12486957 Report

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>>12486231
Literal Kevin Owens? As opposed to figurative Kevin Owens?

Why do you zoomer faggots love the word "Literal" so much? You have no fucking clue how to use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 23:34:08 No.12487977 Report

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>>12486006

Woulda been neat if they didn't waste Austin's return on Kevin Owens that one year. Also the first anon pointed it out but i'll say it again: 10 years too late as is the norm for WWE.

I bet we'll get Sting vs. Taker in a couple years too KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 23:35:27 No.12487988 Report

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LONGTERM STORYTELLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjoYSRju5ww

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 23:35:28 No.12487990 Report

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>>12486033
DIMES X 10000000000000000000

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 23:43:47 No.12488055 Report

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>>12486133
Did you click the wrong image in your coom folder? I assume you have a webm of a big boobed girl right next to this one, this was an unfortunate mishap though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2023 23:49:14 No.12488088 Report

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>>12486116
we don't post selfies here

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