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Shota
>future ace of the company: no one disputes this, even his detractors
>has wrestled with LEGENDS like Muto and earned their respect as an equal
>is the understudy of huge wrestling star Jon Moxley which will get his name out in the west
>is the envy of all the fujoshi who wet themselves at his godlike physique
>future 20 times IWGP Heavyweight Champion
>future Mr Grand Slam
>future Mr Pursoresu
>future NJPW hall of famer
>king of the new generation

Kidd
>frumpy looking British "wrestling purist" who came up as a nobody on the dead UK scene
>had to PAY to be trained by Shibata (lmfao imagine having to pay and not just being a talent)
>got ABANDONED by the same Shibata who never cared about his trainees and just wants to wrestle with Orange Cassidy for some reason now
>had a PSYCHOTIC MENTAL BREAK publicly on twitter, was laughed at by all wrestling fans
>got "Literally who'd" by DANIEL GARCIA of all people (OH NO NO NO)
>vanished into obscurity, only to re-emerge as JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT (HAHAHA IMAGINE NOT INSTANTLY BEING MADE HEAVYWEIGHT LOLLLL) and the jannetty in his own tag team with Coughlin
>still seethes on social media constantly (outside of kayfabe) and will surely sabotage his own career going forward even more than he's already done
>will never win anything and will most likely get deported at some point

Shota bros... we just keep winning... I'm bored...