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TONIGHT from Montreal, Quebec, Canada>MJF & Samoa Joe vs The Devil's Masked Men >Jon Moxley(6 Points) vs RUSH(3 Points) in the Continental Classic Gold League >"Switchblade" Jay White(3 Points) vs Jay Lethal(0 Points) in the Continental Classic Gold League >Swerve Strickland(6 Points) vs Mark Briscoe(0 Points) in the Continental Classic Gold League >Skye Blue vs "Timeless" Toni Storm(c) for the AEW Women's World Championship >"The Patriarch" Christian Cage(c) vs "Rated R Superstar" Adam Copeland for the TNT Championship
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First good use of Warner connections but it's pretty much lost on AEW's retarded audience.
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BASED INTRO LET'S GO TONI
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WHO was that fucking OLD RETARD??
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K I N O ENTRANCE
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Who's this gay old guy, was TCM a big promotion in the 70s?
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>>12554527 GO ACE PLUMBER of AEW
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now THIS is fuckin hokey
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I love Toni Storm. She looks like a grown-up version of the kid I used to babysit. Same flat chest same perfect ass and same aura of pure unfettered sex appeal
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Mariah Booberz
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>>12554608 And Collision is taped, so that’s the entire progression of the Devil storyline this week.
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>>12554599 I hate Warner for sending me a 1135€ fine just because I downloaded two episodes of Ted Lasso.
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STRAIGHT HAIR SKYE YOOOOOOOOOO
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>Watches Midsommar once
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mariah may show me her tiddies whenever she likes
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It's pawg time gents
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I unironically cannot WAIT for Joe Lanza to BURY the MJF devil segment and Timeless Toni Storm
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I NEED to put my face in Mariah's cleavage
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They fucking jumped the shark on Timeless Toni
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i can’t believe you retards watch this garbage. What AEW stars will wwe ultimately bring over?
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>>12554652 >I hate Warner for sending me a 1135€ fine just because I downloaded two episodes of Ted Lasso. Imagine being a stupid eurocuck. Wouldn't be me. In Australia the movie companies send you emails and you place them in the trash, where they belong.
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>>12554652 I hope they send hitmen to your house next time.
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>>12554667 Also Skye Blue. Everything he hates.
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Woah does SKYE mmog Toni in the BOOBS and ASS department?
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Skye doesn't need thighs straps at all
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TIME TO GOON MY PUD TIME TO GOON MY PUUUDDDD MUHAHAHAHA
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Toni should come out to Dream a Little Dream of Me
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This was originally supposed to be a Keijo match but Canadian regulations prevented them from flooding the arena and would have been charged with a hate crime for objectifying women
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why don’t they just wrestle naked?
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>>12554680 There won't be a next time. I'm not THAT stupid.
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There is a metric ton of ass in the ring right now
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How did that handsome Aussie even get a girl like Skye? Like wtf do you even say to intiate a conversation eith her? Like I literally cannot wrap my head around the balls it would take to flirt with her at all or how you'd even attempt it.
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Jack Perry tonight?
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LUTHER WITH THE ASS-IST
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kek based gunther
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>>12554676 Those ass bounce physics make this video game truly wild.
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>>12554527 Dimeless Toni
clap clap clap clap clap
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AEW women's division in the mud as usual
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there's almost too much ass lol
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PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE CAPPED THAT
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>>12554652 Should've at least downloaded a good show
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I don't even know where to look.
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Luckily skye has padding for that landing
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Link me to some good Mariah May Stardom matches.
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If they're going to bring in one of the young turks guys why not hasan abi who might actually create buzz
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>>12554714 from what I heard Juice seems like a really nice guy overall
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i know wrestling fans are boomers but they weren't around for 1930s mgm musicals either
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>>12554676 >that jiggle when the cheeks touch Anonymous
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LUTHER GETS TO PUT TONI'S THIGHS ON HIS HEAD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY>YOU COULD SEE TONI'S PUSSY
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>>12554702 Need to leave some things for the imagination
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Imagine if you drove all the way to the stadium to see MJF and Samoa Joe team up and instead you got a Roddy Strong promo, endless tournament matches, and a gimmick Toni Storm match
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>>12554741 That’s Toni’s husband. Kyle was the one who has skye.
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>>12554714 and he stole her from a light skinned blm dude
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>>12554750 serpentico thinking "man... we used to be a team"
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>>12554750 Luther struggling with all that ass
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Adam Cope is going to have another 30+ Main Event
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>>12554758 Could be worse. You could've gone to the CM Punk Raw debut with the shit promo at the end.
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>>12554758 Tickets probably cost like $10 anon.
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>>12554758 I can't imagine anyone going to see Dynamite for MJF and Joe vs the mystery niggas
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hard to believe that toronto will get ohtani
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>>12554743 Yeah but they can still understand what it is exactly that Toni is referencing.
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>>12554771 I would like to once again thank the man who uses Aika images now and then here. I discovered she existed because of you
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>>12554779 kek it do be like that
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>>12554758 nobody bought tickets to see a masked man tag match
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>>12554789 Yeah, it'll be great for the team's diversity
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Its too much ass. We need Right to Censor back, and that's a shoot
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>>12554779 cheapest was 100$CAN
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There's the Skye hotshot for the night
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Skye actually is improving on that knee strike
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BRUH THOSE CAMERA ANGLES THOOOOOO SKYES ASS IF FAT
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This has to be the deadest canada crowd ive ever heard. how is that even possible
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>>12554758 imagine being a mark for a man who fears glass
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>>12554813 Well if she's dating the Aussie guy then maybe she's learning something.
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>>12554819 not on tv in montreal
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insane asses on display here, gentlemen
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Softcore pornography on TBS? You best believe it with this ass parade.
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Holy fuck skye....that ass is on display
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Skye's tits and ass are working my cock in to a rock hard shoot
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ASS EVERYWHERE
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>Toni having to take all that ass in her face I will volunteer to be her stunt double for that move
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>>12554818 Skye's ass is the fattest I've ever seen it
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So much ass in the ring. Thank you Tony for PAWG matches.
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CODE BLUE KICKED OUT OF!
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>>12554714 You have to be brown if skye blue is the cutest girl you could ever talk to
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>Luther 100% looking straight up at Skye's hole during that superplex
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>>12554759 yes I realized that now, too much ass on screen got my coomer brain mixed up
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I'm gonna need all the webms from this match, holy
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toni's titty gonna pop out of that top and no one is even gonna notice lmao
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Fuck Toni almost had her tongue in Skyes ass at the end there if only she had another second before the match ended she woyuld have won by ultimate submission
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This match was actually good. Holy fuck
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>that was way better than the Shida match
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Whos asshole do you think smells worse after that match?
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p good match desu
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AEW hasn't had a memorable women's feud in years
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really good match. anna should take notes
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HOLY FUCKING BASED
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>>12554864 Yeah. Good in ring chemistry with the ass sisters.
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RIIIHHOOOOOO!!!
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHO
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RIHOMANIACS WE WON
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>>12554809 Yeah I wouldn't go. I'd just say fuck it. $40 per head.
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RIHOOO DOFGMSDGOPSMNGOPSDMGSDFIUGMNSODFIUVMSDIOFMSDIPCVJM SDIOCVUMSEIO)EUFMSPIFJM SDPVDSV
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Lmao Toni no selling the drop kick and walking out
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Is skye not turning heel. Why did Julia even blow the shit on her
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need that sky blue pin in slow motion
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Riho has escaped Kenny’s basement!
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>Riho without her pipe
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based demo god riho
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>>12554791 Imagine posting this weirdo when Skye and Toni are making our dreams Chinese true
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Has Toni always been flat? I haven't really noticed. ALSO RIHO!
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How did this middle schooler get into the ring?
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now that Yuka graduated recently from TJPW will she make the move to AEW full time
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Fuck Omega's Blow-up Doll is back
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WHERE THE FUCK SHE WAS?
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>>12554899 Nah, Riho always had tits
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You joshifags are pathetic. You have Skye Blue and Anna Jay with actual female asses you can lust over, but you choose a woman that looks like a teenager instead?
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The real champ is back feels good
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>>12554899 Riho with a real good look with that hair. Coomer bros... we getting it all tonight.
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>>12554753 pls post screencap king
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Riho > Iyo its true, its DAMN TRUE
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That was the first attractive woman on AEW in months
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just make the women wrestle naked. that would solve the attendance problem
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Having to see to Omega's Blow Up Doll, Cringe
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Riho's theme is soooooooo 2019.
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Riho's finally back!
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>>12554936 Post the rest of the outfit as well. Short skirt sells it.
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>jay "switchy the channel" blacked in the main event RECORD LOW RATINGS
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>>12554938 >Comparing a middle schooler to the best WWE women's champion in recent history Okay
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>yfw toni immediately gets her belt back when mjf couldn't get it for months
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>>12554917 This, this is the exact moment Toni's nose and Skye's butthole met
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>>12554758 i would walk a thousand miles for Skye Blue’s ass
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From Omega's Blow-up Doll to Switchy the Channel, the ratings are going to be dire
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>>12554961 edge christian has to be main event, no?
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I hate this floaty anorexic midget like you would not believe.
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>>12554967 Phew. That look.
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>>12554977 Riho isn't a dastardly heel, she's honest and pure
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I know he's saying moonpod but it sounds like he's saying moon PAWG
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>>12554952 Ah yes the days before the apocalypse when the world wasent obviously circling the drain and Milk didnt require a second morgage
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>>12554967 real life angel
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>>12554967 I think she's waving at me
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>>12554967 thats mickie james
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Good God. All that Canada tour.
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>>12555021 Imagine all the moose in the crowd
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>>12554527 Reminder that this tranny skipped #2 KWAB. No organice engagement? No milly?
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>>12554939 you cant mock something thats already a mockery. this only makes that shit that much more worse
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So did they just forget that lucha tard is the actual tnt champ or is this a tranny logic retcon?
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>>12555030 Skipping #2 is a Dynamite tradition, you mong.
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>>12554967 God I wanna sit her in my lap combo her hair while smelling her hello kitty bubblegum scented shampoo helping her with homework before giving her ice cream for doing a good job then tcking into bed at a sensable bedtime with a kiss on the forehead
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I got a bad feeling that Copeland is actually winning the belt tonight.
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>>12555060 She would collapse under the weight of those belts
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Mariah May's first opponent is definitely Riho
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>>12554967 Wow she looks more womanly
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>>12555054 Christian won the belt months ago
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>>12555056 Lying about numbers is indeed an aew tradition lmao. No 82k?
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>>12555054 Christian actually won it in a rigged match
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>>12555054 Christian won the title in a 3way
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>>12555054 He won it on a Collision like 2-3 months ago in a 3-way.
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>>12555054 he lost the belt to christian retard
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>>12555071 Ddue shes an pro wrestler and its just belts not like shes lifting your mom or anything
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>"Let's go Jay" Which one lol
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>>12555060 >if Kenny had his way with the booking Anonymous
>Jay White >Jay Lethal BRAVO TONY
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>>12555087 But she's like 45 pounds
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>>12554967 RIHO CHADS
ITS FEASTING TIME
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>LET'S GO JAY chants WHICH ONE?!
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Why is Tony having lethal face this no dome shitter
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Jack Perry is attacking edge or Christian tonight.
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Dynamite has been shit. Make the Sukeban gamethread.
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>>12554967 >tiny >big tits >extremely loyal She's perfect
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>>12555088 >Double Jay now These matches are so meaningless that the crowd has to entertain themselves
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>>12555083 Oh collision. No wonder I didn’t see it
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>double J chants THE LAST OUTLAW IS OVER BROTHERS
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>>12555106 nobody knows what that is
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>>12555106 I loved watching that shit but I got a feeling that the overly elaborte costumes ar egonna limit what they can do
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This has been one of the worst Dynamites so far and that's really saying something
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this is a solid dynamite lads feels a little bit like it's roots
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>>12555123 how do tits feel like, bros?
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NOW THAT IS THE GREATEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL! WHO'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL? WHY IT'S YOU, NATURE BOY! WOOOOO!!
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>>12554527 Where was thread 2? What happened to thread 2?
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>>12555054 He hasn't been the TNT champ since September. Christian won it in a match which he presented to Luchasaurus as a "handicap match" against Darby, but which was actually a three-way.
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>>12555106 Last show wasn't great but Midnight Player surprised me
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TBS taking a shit? lagging
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Jay is getting better every week. Just need to get a faster moveset.
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>>12555135 Like bags of fat.
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>>12555155 He's getting more used to wrestling the American goyslop style for sure
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Tonight is the first night the Continental Classic has actually been bad. Filler matches tonight with the outcome of this entire block clearly coming down to Mox vs Swerve.
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this gamethread died quick holy shit is switch that much of an antidraw
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>>12555181 The fuck you been smoking? It's been bad since the first night.
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surprised at how loud the crowd is for this match
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Are they saying "Jay Forever"?
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Crowd shitting on this boring match
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>>12555199 they're just meme chanting about them having the same name
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I thought he was trying to do a torture rack
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>>12555183 No but Lethal is really that boring.
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>>12555181 They're doing Mox vs Swerve next week. No matter who wins they'll win the block mathematically, making week 5 pointless as well.
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holy shit that got him right in the face
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Crowd would rather meme at this point
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>>12555135 Salty milk and coins anon
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Maybe the match is filler but the "Lets go Jay" chants popped me
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>>12555165 Holy crap, this reminds me of the time Jungle Boy stole my devil mask
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>>12555219 Queue up the first draw :P
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They better do a bit with Flair and Lethal at some point
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hows the show so far i was watching survivor
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>>12555219 And yet Tony will win booker of the year because the redditors think he's a nice guy.
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So what happened after Samoa Joe went back to check on MJF after he got hit with a bottle?
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that's a whole lot of noise for a crowd that's sitting on their hands
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>>12555219 Technically Jay could tie if he wins his next 2 matches.
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>>12555255 Joe had his way with his body
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>>12555255 Nothing. They went for a recap.
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>>12555255 Nothing, haven't heard any updates yet
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>>12555260 we won :)
and lost :(
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>Bryan wrestling on rampage Kek, drones got worked
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Lethal is carrying "Switchy the Channel" in this match
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>Danielson is injured kek what a bunch of marks
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>>12555255 Joe had to fight through a side scrolling stage full of Ninjas first and ate a chicken he found in a garbage can
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>>12555255 Joe gave him some Samoa titty milk
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lethals best match this tournament
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who is Trish Adora, from ROH?
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when the fuck did Daniels start wrestling again
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>Daniel Garcia v. Bryan Danielson Oh god not this again
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I called it, Lethal and Briscoe are just jobbers... and of course Lethal lost to Switchy the Channel
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>takeshita/hobbs relegated to rampage grim
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So Mark Briscoe vs Jay Lethal is on the final week, both already eliminated meaning nothing at stake and no chance of a spoiler?
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>The Golden Jets Why does Kenny have to pick the ZESTIEST names
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The Don Callis family storyline has completely stalled
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>>12555312 That'll probably draw to give them both a pity point
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>>12555304 Have the Von Erichs appeared on antion TV since Kerry was in WWF?
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>>12555296 Last Saturday. He wrestled yesterday and should do it again tonight for the Rampage taping.
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>>12555312 isn't it mark vs jay white?
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Von erichs huh?
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>Ethan Page >Canadian Icon
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>>12555331 He's to old at this point to call weekly shows
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>>12555326 Not television.
Last time I remember seeing them in any capacity other than the Vice doc was for TNA Slammiversary like 10 years ago.
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>>12555331 Recovering from his leg iirc. He said he is just not traveling for that and he's working for a new contract.
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>>12555331 He doesn't work Wednesdays. He only comes out for the main event on Collision and certain matches during PPVs.
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>>12555361 Is this guy okay?
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That black girl was a cutie
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>>12555357 Man I remember seeing the Texas Tornado as a kid and thinking he was really cool. I read one of those old boomer mags that said his name was Vion Erich and I had heard people talk about them and figured it meant he was a big deal like Dusty and Flair. Then one day he was just gone
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>>12555386 He had the look
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What does the R stand for, again?
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>out father everyone
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Christian will carry this match
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>breaking the count I feel like you never see this
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>>12555474 Ref anon here. Indy guys never do this, and it puts us zebras in a shitty spot. Props to vets for doing it.
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>this was supposed to be pvp level >this was supposed to not be possible in WWE >this is a main event this shit sucks