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Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:06:11 No.12567329 View View Reply Original Report

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Who is the Jannetty ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:07:21 No.12567338 Report

Quoted By: >>12567341 >>12567348

>>12567329
Off topic thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:07:47 No.12567341 Report

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>>12567338
dont deny it, Uranus is the Michaels, Saturn doesnt draw despite its rings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:07:51 No.12567343 Report

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>>12567329
Neptunetty, Saturn does his gimmick and better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:08:08 No.12567344 Report

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>>12567329
Nibiru

SSSSG

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:08:49 No.12567348 Report

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>>12567338
Trip on, Fair-Minded Tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:08:58 No.12567349 Report

Quoted By: >>12567359

>>12567329
planet retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:10:10 No.12567359 Report

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>>12567349
aka Earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:10:58 No.12567362 Report

Quoted By: >>12567373 >>12567382

>>12567329
Saturn works rings around every other planet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:12:17 No.12567366 Report

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God's green flat Earth is the only celestial body to draw any dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:12:59 No.12567373 Report

Quoted By: >>12567413

>>12567362
Saturns rings are a work and are gonna disappear soon ya cosmic mark

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:14:18 No.12567380 Report

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Planet Stasiak. I mean compare all the wrestlers Planet Earth has produced:
>Hulk Hogan
>Steve Austin
>The Rock
>Bret Hart
>Shawn Michaels
>The Undertaker
>Kurt Angle
to the ones Planet Stasiak has produced:
>Shawn Stasiak
>Stan Stasiak? (unconfirmed)
It's just night and day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:14:20 No.12567382 Report

Quoted By: >>12567389

>>12567362
literally billions of years of in ring experience, who can compete?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:15:17 No.12567389 Report

Quoted By: >>12567392

>>12567382
Uranus has alotta in ring experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:15:45 No.12567392 Report

Quoted By: >>12567397 >>12567421

>>12567389
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:16:41 No.12567396 Report

Quoted By: >>12567402 >>12567429 >>12567456 >>12567511 >>12568243 >>12568436

>The Ace
Earth. Always the guy. Always draws dimes. Literally the most important guy in the history of the fed

>the main eventers
Saturn - Most iconic look in the industry
Jupiter - GOAT monster heel
Mars - Alien planet gimmick has drawn dimes for sci-fi for ages

>the midcarders
Venus - fire and brimstone gimmick is dimes
Uranus - Comedy guy with a good name

>the jobbers
Neptune - literally never talked about, has never drawn a dime
Mercury - Also never talked about

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:16:59 No.12567397 Report

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>>12567392
Enough about you and your gets

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:18:38 No.12567402 Report

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>>12567396
Uranus will get its push in a billion or so years in the Sun dies after the Red Giant storyline and will be repackaged with the Rogue Planet gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:19:01 No.12567405 Report

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>>12567329
Mercuretty always rode the coattails of its stablemates Venus, Mars, and Big Dimes Earth. And Pluto did its "smallest planet" gimmick better plus now has the allure of being a hot free agent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:20:25 No.12567413 Report

Quoted By: >>12567419

>>12567373
>soon
We wont be around to see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:21:40 No.12567419 Report

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>>12567413
Not with that attitude you wont

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:21:50 No.12567421 Report

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>>12567392
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:23:08 No.12567429 Report

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>>12567396
>Neptune - literally never talked about, has never drawn a dime
Neptune has a great look but just needs something to connect to the audience with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:25:21 No.12567441 Report

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>>12567329
Pluto is the only one that got kicked out for being a midget kwab

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:30:29 No.12567456 Report

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>>12567396
>Neptune - literally never talked about, has never drawn a dime
literally the god of the sea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:38:31 No.12567489 Report

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>>12567329
Mercuretty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:45:35 No.12567511 Report

Quoted By: >>12567530 >>12568684

>>12567396
everything is on point except Jupiter is a face from clearing out chicken shit heels from cheap-shotting earth. strong post bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:49:30 No.12567530 Report

Quoted By: >>12568684

>>12567511
This anon knows. Saturn is the big heel in the gas giant division.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 06:50:58 No.12567534 Report

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>plutoetty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 07:33:26 No.12567668 Report

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>>12567329
You guys know it's flat right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 07:36:09 No.12567671 Report

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>>12567329
Jupiter is definitely the michaels. Look at the size of that guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 07:50:26 No.12567724 Report

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When Kevin Nash asked a black gent what his favourite planet was the latter just responded with "Uranus".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:00:17 No.12567758 Report

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>>12567329
Mercuretty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:05:31 No.12567777 Report

Quoted By: >>12567870 >>12567980

>>12567329
Plutetty. Got future endeavored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:06:33 No.12567781 Report

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>>12567329
Does Mercury have an 88 day lunar cycle i.e. year? Muh workrate midget

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:18:41 No.12567816 Report

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Mercury is literally /x/ tier, how can it be the janetty?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:20:48 No.12567825 Report

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the cm punk of the solar system

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:30:07 No.12567863 Report

Quoted By: >>12567877

Jupiter is the Michaels

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:30:46 No.12567870 Report

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>>12567777
Quads dont lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:31:55 No.12567877 Report

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>>12567863
Was there a Sailor Earth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:33:12 No.12567885 Report

Quoted By: >>12567907

>>12567329
Moonetty. Will always be the beta orbiter valet/manager manlet to megadraw Earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:34:49 No.12567894 Report

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Plutoetty sisters...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:37:45 No.12567907 Report

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>>12567885
The Moon controls the menstrual cycle of every woman on Earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:40:25 No.12567920 Report

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>>12567907
nah u do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:46:31 No.12567939 Report

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>>12567907
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:48:29 No.12567948 Report

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>>12567907
what a mark

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:57:46 No.12567980 Report

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>>12567777
checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 08:58:46 No.12567983 Report

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>>12567907
Actually I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 10:37:10 No.12568230 Report

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>>12567907
worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 10:38:47 No.12568236 Report

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>>12567329
Neptunetty unfortunately. Has no notoriety

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 10:39:49 No.12568243 Report

Quoted By: >>12568255

>>12567396
>The Ace
>Earth
>self-mark marks out for himself
Get a clue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 10:43:38 No.12568255 Report

Quoted By: >>12568415

>>12568243
Are you trying to tell me Earth made that post???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 10:45:13 No.12568261 Report

Quoted By: >>12568267

>>12567329
All I know is Earth is the only dimes planet in the universe because it's the only planet where dimes even exist. Every other planet is the janetty and that's a finna shoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 10:46:48 No.12568267 Report

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>buries pluto
who the fuck booked this shit
>>12568261
but every other planet doesn't have jannetty on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 11:26:48 No.12568401 Report

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all pale in comparison to planet retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 11:30:52 No.12568415 Report

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>>12568255
Yes, Earth sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 11:37:59 No.12568435 Report

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>>12568415
t. moonetty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 11:39:09 No.12568436 Report

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>>12567396
>Mercury - Also never talked about
Mercury's perihelion angle worked people for centuries anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 12:22:12 No.12568585 Report

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Murcuretty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 12:23:46 No.12568591 Report

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kek what a smart gentleman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 12:25:54 No.12568606 Report

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Its obviously plutetty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 12:29:59 No.12568626 Report

Quoted By: >>12568661

>>12567329
Plutochads.... it's been 18 years....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 12:39:47 No.12568661 Report

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>>12568626
Sometimes you just are too small to even make it in the flippy division. Until we get a clearer idea of promotions outside the SPW promotion, we’re just gonna have to assume that Pluto is doing good work with the few mystery planets outside of our stars’ immediate influence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 12:41:47 No.12568673 Report

Quoted By: >>12568695

>any planet that can’t produce life
>mattering at all

God chose one planet to put us on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 12:48:20 No.12568684 Report

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>>12567530
>>12567511
Used to be the other way round, with Jupiter sending his asteroid goons after Earth, derailing Mars' career and attempting to squash the entire inner planet stable, but Saturn made a run in and their feud ended with a double turn.
Some say it was overbooked, but it saved the cruiserweight division and to this day Jupiter remains the biggest draw this side of the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 12:51:47 No.12568695 Report

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>>12568673
And that planet was Mars, but plans change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 13:01:06 No.12568729 Report

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>>12567329
Janetty is the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. Jupimichaels had drew such gravitational dimes he killed asteroidetties momentum so it never became a full fledged planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2023 13:07:22 No.12568745 Report

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>>12567329
Mercury
>Bland workrate bitch who thinks orbital velocity draws dimes
Venus
>Has shoot go away heat via radiative forcing, killing all signs of life
Earth
>Vibrant, charisma filled, face of the solar system for millions of years. Clearly a Michaels
Mars
>Upstart upper MIDCARDER looking to potentially replace earth as the face of the company when earth retires after a heel turn
Asteroid belt
>Dead in arrival. Jobbed so hard to Jupiter ended up permanently disfigured
Jupiter
>The giant of the solar system, nearly as powerful as the solar owner of the system. Dozens of orbiter paypigs. A true Michaels
Saturn
>Has flashy attire. Nobody can remember anything about it
Neptune
>Lowcarder. Doesn't draw dimes. Token planet of color
Uranus
>Comedy jobber, which every fed needs. Unfortunately horribly disfigured and revolves with a limp
Pluto
>Dimeless jobber who got kwab'd into another federation
Earth and Jupiter are the michaels. Asteroid belt is kwab of the solar system. Pluto is a KWAB. Everyone else is a janetty

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