Hello /pw/ my name is Loretta Irvine, Chris Jericho's dead cripple mother! I want to tell you all about my wonderful midcarder so-

*PLLLLLLUPPPPP*

Oops! I pooped myself again. I can't feel anything below my neck and I can't get onto a toilet anyway!

Chrissy poo, help Mommy change her diapy-wipeys please!