A young soldier was mocked for being a Punk mark. One day, one of his superiors, hoping to humiliate him in front of his squad called to him and said, 'take these keys, get in that jeep and park it over there.'
The young soldier replied, 'I can't drive.'
So his superior said, 'ask your Punk for help. Show me that he exists.'
So the soldier took the keys and began singing 'look in my eyes, what do you see?', turned the vehicle on, manoeuvred it and parked it perfectly. Getting out of the jeep, he saw everyone on their knees, crying and saying, 'we want the milly...'
Startled, the young soldier asked what was happening. His superior, in tears, opened the bonnet and showed the young soldier that the jeep had no engine. Then, the young soldier said, 'do you see now? This is the Punk that I serve. The Punk that does the impossible. The Punk that brings the milly.'