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>McMahons bow to Parker
>In contact with aliens
>Possess dimes-like abilities
>Controls pro wrestling with an iron but fair fist
>Own rings & arenas globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal wrestling blood line
>Will bankroll the first PLE on Mars (SHEEESHMania will be be the first PLE)
>Own 99% of cagematch editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer wrestlers will in all likelihood be Parker Boudreaux babies
>Parker is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Inokian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of drip and unprecedented SHEESH progress with them
>He owns catering R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Parkerbots inside you right now
>Parker Boudreaux is in regular communication with the Archangels Inoki and Misawa, forwarding the word of Parker to pro wrestling. Who do you think set up the meeting between CM Punk & Triple H (First meeting between the two entities in over 1000 years) and arranged Tony Khan’s first trip to London in history literally a few days later to the Parker bunker in Jacksonville land?
>He learned fluent carny speak in under a week
>Wrestling promotiond entrust their gold reserves with Parker. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Boudreaux
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he’s a benevolent being.
>In contact with aliens
>Possess dimes-like abilities
>Controls pro wrestling with an iron but fair fist
>Own rings & arenas globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal wrestling blood line
>Will bankroll the first PLE on Mars (SHEEESHMania will be be the first PLE)
>Own 99% of cagematch editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer wrestlers will in all likelihood be Parker Boudreaux babies
>Parker is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Inokian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of drip and unprecedented SHEESH progress with them
>He owns catering R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Parkerbots inside you right now
>Parker Boudreaux is in regular communication with the Archangels Inoki and Misawa, forwarding the word of Parker to pro wrestling. Who do you think set up the meeting between CM Punk & Triple H (First meeting between the two entities in over 1000 years) and arranged Tony Khan’s first trip to London in history literally a few days later to the Parker bunker in Jacksonville land?
>He learned fluent carny speak in under a week
>Wrestling promotiond entrust their gold reserves with Parker. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Boudreaux
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he’s a benevolent being.
