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>>12629405
Funny and kinda sad. Dude just wanted his father's love so much he was willing to sawdust himself in his 50s. It was one thing when he was in his 20s and early 30s trying to prove to the old man and the boys in the back that he could take a bump. By the WM39 he didn't have anything to prove to the business, so it was clearly about him desperately trying to get his dad to show him just a fraction of the love he has for Big Dimes Declan

Ltbh

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 20:15:49 No.12629480 Report

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>>12629405
It would be KWABOTY in basically any year except 92 but Tony just has this one on lock

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 20:17:09 No.12629495 Report

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>>12629405
I guess bad quads runs in the family, and even in laws LUL

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 20:18:26 No.12629508 Report

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Still Tony

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 20:19:50 No.12629521 Report

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>>12629477
>Funny and kinda sad.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 20:31:24 No.12629636 Report

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>>12629405
Tony's constant self-KWABing always brings a tinge of guilt when I laugh at his antics. He's a retarded autistic who probably can't help himself i most cases. Shane fucking up his leg after a few seconds in the ring was genuine comedy. I don't feel bad for laughing since he probably has a sense of humor about it too.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:10:41 No.12629921 Report

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>>12629439
>Oh god oh fuck I'm cooming!

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:15:09 No.12629943 Report

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>>12629439
He smelled the stench of the crowd

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:15:44 No.12629948 Report

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>>12629943

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:17:11 No.12629962 Report

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>I get to fucking post it once more

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DOCTORS DOCTORS

PING POP WAIT STOP IM IN TATTERS
I AIN'T DOING LEAPFROGS OR MY QUAD GONNA SHATTER
PING POP WAIT STOP MY LEG SPLATTERED
I NEED A DOCTOR DOCTOR GOD DAMN IM PAST IT KNACKERED
HERE COMES A SURGERY ON THE BLOCK
HOLD UP THE SHOW HERES WHERE MY MATCH STOPS
SEE FIRST OF ALL IM HOPPING OUT ON MY OWN
BOUT TIME I ELEVATED OH NO DOWN I GO
QUAD TEARS IN MY BLOOD CALL IT HOME GROWN
PORES REAKING MY MUSCLE'S BLOWN
STEROIDS AND COCAINE GOT ME CRAZY COCKY
I KNOW YOU WATCHING PAPI
LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF COS IM SO SLOPPY
AND IF YOU WONDER HOW THIS SEGMENT GETS SAVED ITS FUNNY
SNOOP DOGG BAILED MY ASS OUT IN A HURRY
WE OUGHTA PAY HIM A LOT MORE MONEY
CAUSE I STUNK UP MANIA WORSE THAN BAD BUNNY

I NEED A

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DOCTORS DOCTORS
DOCTORS DOCTORS

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:17:47 No.12629965 Report

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>>12629962
lol

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:17:59 No.12629967 Report

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Shane turning out to be a shoot-retarded doofus, just like the character he played on tv in the 90s, is hilarious. I'm not surprised vince didn't want to leave wwe to him

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:27:50 No.12630054 Report

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>>12629405
What's with McMahons tearing quads in the ring doing nothing? I'm waiting for Stephanie to tear a quad in ring while she's promoting some women's garbage on the mic.

Also, Shane is lucky it was his quad and not his heart with how fucking red in the face he looked in the ring.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:29:02 No.12630070 Report

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>>12630054
You saw how bright red he was basically that entire run. Dude was on gear despite looking like he never got a clue in his life.
Shit fucks your tendons up.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:30:14 No.12630087 Report

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>>12630054
His sneaker collection like hes some nig is evidence enough hes a brainlet

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:37:35 No.12630146 Report

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>>12630070
Bright red face like an alcoholic. Half jacked and yet out of breath in an instant just from doing his "Here comes the money" dance. Don't get me started on his fucking stupid punches in ring either. KEK.

Shane was best as a comedy act overall. He could only be tolerated in very short spurts before he disappeared for a long time. He was absolute shit when he stuck around longer than like a few matches.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:43:18 No.12630207 Report

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>>12629962
Kek one of the best I've seen

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 21:54:17 No.12630291 Report

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>>12629477
in fairness Vince has said in interviews that whenever any of his employees would call him a father figure he would say he already has a son. so he didn’t exactly put anyone above a Shane. but he’s obviously a shitty father who put work above family

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 22:33:38 No.12630597 Report

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>>12630291
He loves his grandson. There are loads of pics of Vince taking Declan to games, attending his birthday parties, and genuinely smiling and laughing whenever he is talking him. There is nothing like that for Shane.

I wonder if it is because Declan looks just like young Vince.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 22:38:21 No.12630645 Report

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>>12630597
It's very common for people to bond with their grandchildren more than their children for some reason.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 22:40:27 No.12630670 Report

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>>12629405
Poor dude. It is hilarious but I feel so bad for him at the same time

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Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2023 23:27:48 No.12631144 Report

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>>12629405
still tiny kwab's twitter meltdown i'm afraid

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 00:32:06 No.12631719 Report

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>>12631144
hilary lost

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 00:33:34 No.12631731 Report

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>>12629439
This picture is so fucking kino

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 00:41:17 No.12631795 Report

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>>12630645
I think it is just because the boomers were such an absolute dog shit generation that they united their parents and children in mutual exasperation.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 01:35:29 No.12632554 Report

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>>12629962
How have I only seen this NOW?

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 01:41:04 No.12632649 Report

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The funniest part was snoop Dogg saying like "you good OG?" or something like that. Fucking hilarious
>>12629480
This is by far the KWAB moment of the year. Anyone that says otherwise is Ojama samefagging https://youtu.be/atQRU-uMMQMx

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 03:07:02 No.12634305 Report

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>>12629405
LOL

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 03:14:47 No.12634421 Report

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>>12632649
Yes but “KWAB Moment of the Year” and “KWAB of the Year” are separate categories. One very KWABy moment is not even close to enough to eclipse the 365 days of constant KWABing that is Tony Khans 2023.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 03:16:19 No.12634445 Report

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>>12630054
All they do is lift. No stretching or cardio. You can't just bulk up and lift weights.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 03:17:15 No.12634457 Report

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>>12634421
Slowdown got cancelled

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 04:19:21 No.12635023 Report

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>>12634457
based

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 04:58:50 No.12635366 Report

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>>12629962
Holy kek

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 07:04:08 No.12636218 Report

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>>12629962
absolutely based

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 07:05:02 No.12636222 Report

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>>12629405
I was taking a shit or something when this happened

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 07:05:14 No.12636225 Report

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>trying to wrestle in high top sneakers
Deserved.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 07:05:47 No.12636229 Report

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>>12634457
The fuck is slowdown? other than what you chair does every 2 seconds

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2023 11:38:05 No.12637333 Report

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>>12629405
feel like pure shit just want him back

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