>>12685397Throw a towel over her head so she can't see me, then suck on her toes and rub her feet on my face, take some videos, shit like this.
The come back a day later using a different accent and having a clean shaven face, acting like a completely different person who just discovered her. She'll be so relieved that after we go to the cops, we'll become good friends and she'll get me front row seats to WrestleMania 40.
