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ITT we imagine a world where Cornette is charge of all U.S wrestling

Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 20:56:27 No.12699960 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 20:57:44 No.12699968 Report

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>1. Rob Van Dam defeats Steve Blackman, D'Lo Brown, Al Snow, Val Venis, Bull Buchanan, Justin Credible, William Regal, Bill DeMott, Balls Mahoney, DDP, Kanyon & the Harris Twins in the pre-show battle royal
>2. Kevin Nash defeats Rhyno
>3. Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) defeats Bam Bam Bigelow
>4. Eddie Guerrero, Perry Saturn & Dean Malenko defeat Chavo Guerrero, Rey Mysterio & Chris Candido (with Sunny)
>5. Jeff Jarrett & Dustin Rhodes defeat the Hardy Boyz
>6. Chris Jericho defeats Lance Storm
>7. The Steiner Brothers defeat Big Show & Kane
>8. Edge & Christian (with Trish Stratus) defeat Nova & Jerry Lynn (ladder match)
>9. Triple H defeats Booker T to unify the IC and US titles
>10. Chris Benoit defeats Kurt Angle (ironman match)
>11. The Dudley Boyz defeat the Road Warriors for the undisputed tag titles
>12. Ric Flair defeats Vince McMahon (If Flair wins, he gets five minutes to do whatever he wants to Eric Bischoff)
>13. Hulk Hogan (with Jimmy Hart) defeats Dusty Rhodes (with Jim Cornette) by DQ due to manager interference
>14. Sting defeats The Rock
>15. Undertaker defeats Terry Funk
>16. Steve Austin defeats Mick Foley for the undisputed world title

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 21:20:19 No.12700140 Report

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>>12699968
I'm throwing all my dimes at the screen

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 21:24:00 No.12700164 Report

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>>12699960
Cody Rhodes gains 75 lbs of fat before joining WWE and debuts after Seth Rollins wheels out a giant box in the middle of the ring and says it contains a statue of himself. Cody breaks out of the box and beats up Rollins.
The Judgment Day includes a “fertility goddess” played by Cornette’s wife and all the men mention how great a lay she is, Finn and Dom and JD become proud cucks.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 21:31:27 No.12700242 Report

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>>12699968
Reminder that Cornette had a year of storylines leading up to this Wrestlemania where he explains the reasoning for every one of these matches but autists on here think that "uuuhhh sweety Dusty wasn't a draw anymore...YIKES what a shit match probably MINUS FIVE STARS!!!"
no wonder the same people watch AEW

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 21:32:52 No.12700258 Report

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>>12699968
16 match card with an IRON MAN match in the middle of the card

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 22:11:54 No.12700596 Report

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>>12700242
and his reasoning was shit

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:00:53 No.12700956 Report

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>>12700242
He also admits the card is just himself jacking off because it's all fake anyways.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:05:12 No.12700989 Report

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>>12700242
and his one year of storylines was all worked shoot bullshit where he was gonna pay guys to go out and hurt each other for real.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:10:57 No.12701032 Report

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>>12699960
I'd rather kill myself than do that

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:12:16 No.12701035 Report

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>>12700242
Please explain to me the riveting storyline behind Nash/Rhyno

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:36:23 No.12701190 Report

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>>12701035
Nash makes fun of Rhyno’s small arms saying they’re smaller than the black cocks he got raped by, this leads to Rhyno promising to fist him up to the shoulder at Mania.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:38:26 No.12701202 Report

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>>12699968
the state of Cucknette

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:39:57 No.12701216 Report

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Smoky Mountain was good.
OVW was good.
Anything else booked by him would be good too.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:40:33 No.12701221 Report

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>>12701190
kek

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:42:10 No.12701231 Report

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>>12701221
Is it? Jesus anon

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:42:33 No.12701234 Report

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>>12699968
They’re not all bad but some of these are just weird compared to what was going on in wwf at that time. Which is why people point out matches like terry funk vs undertaker

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:42:49 No.12701236 Report

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>Hollywood Hangman Adam Pearce (Parody)
A lot of words just to call yourself a faggot

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:45:09 No.12701249 Report

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>>12701190
>Nash makes fun of Rhyno’s small arms saying they’re smaller than the black cocks he got raped by
KEK raped bitch gimmick would be dimes too

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:51:54 No.12701303 Report

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>>12701216
Corny pushed Davey Richards over Kevin Owens in ROH because he thought KO would never make it as a star. Fast forward to what happened to each of those men in the month of March 2023 and lmao

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Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 23:54:28 No.12701327 Report

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>>12701190
fucking kek

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 01:27:28 No.12702000 Report

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>>12700989
yeah it was fucking based

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 01:55:12 No.12702289 Report

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>>12701303
Because Owens was doing mudshow shit back in ROH. He was sawdusting himself for a hotdog. He barely does that shit now that he's in the WWE which Cornette even acknowledges.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:15:46 No.12703597 Report

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>>12700258
she cute who dat

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:26:04 No.12703653 Report

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>>12699960
>dudleyz vs. two squash guys who wouldn't sell or do anything
>random 1v1 headliners with no chemistry
>four big slow men tag team match
Ol' Corny should let his wife's bull write a better one for him.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:34:06 No.12703694 Report

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>>12699968
>Chris Jericho representing wwf
>Chris Benoit representing wcw
>both left wcw at around the same time under acrimonious circumstances
>again, one is representing WCW
Oh Jim, you dumb cuck

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:41:19 No.12703730 Report

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This card is a great litmus test.
Some us understand wrestling history, and understand this card is built to bring the lapsed fans of the 80s and early 90s. The kind of people who saw live wrestling once a week instead of once a year. Bringing these hardcore fans back in would have lead to a never ending goldenage.
Or you're a retard whose butt mad that he didn't book Goldberg vs Stone Cold like you would have in middle school.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:43:03 No.12703739 Report

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>>12702289
He's the exact same guy just watered down. You never watched him in ROH fuck outta here.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:44:42 No.12703749 Report

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>>12703730
You mean all those fans whose shit got mogged brutally in the Monday Night Wars?

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:46:54 No.12703768 Report

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>>12703749
No, I mean the people who use to go to wrestling shows weekly. Across the entire country. If you are going to possess so much ignorance, only approach me with meekness.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:46:59 No.12703769 Report

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>>12701035
Nash is used to being GORED

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:48:05 No.12703778 Report

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>>12703768
>who use to

Speaking of ignorance...if the territories were so good, how come they died 40 years ago? 80s nostalgia was zero dimes in the early 2000s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:49:27 No.12703786 Report

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>>12699968
too many geriatrics but nova & jerry lynn vs edge & christian would instantly be GOAT

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:50:16 No.12703795 Report

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>>12703730
the idea of lapsed fans is and has always been fucking stupid, people who stopped watching arent just sitting around waiting for something to make them watch again, they moved on they dont care anymore and they never will.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:52:32 No.12703811 Report

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>>12703778
Another retarded comment from you.
Vince had the money to lose money on Hulkamania, to take over their TV, and arenas running off their regular fans. Hard to sell a show when someone else is paying to use your timeslot.
If you weren't such a retarded little gay bitch, you'd know that America is always getting the second past product because the people who own the inferior product are service can lose money taking over the market.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:53:33 No.12703816 Report

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>>12703795
With this card being the obvious exception to anyone who historical knowledge and critical thinking skills.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:55:57 No.12703835 Report

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>>12700242
Nigga, for all he bitches about Russo, his entire story was literally worked shoot bullshit featuring none of the guys people wanted to see at that point. It was laughably bad. Russo's wasn't good either because he basically cheated, but it was miles ahead of the dumbshit Cornette tried to book.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 04:56:58 No.12703843 Report

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>>12702289
He literally does the same shit now. At most, he cut it down a bit and made it more safe for TV, but that's literally what every indy guy does once they sign.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 05:00:46 No.12703864 Report

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>>12699960
obese subhuman retarded pieces of walking shit smarks think they can book wrestling? Tony KWABOTY already proved that they can't

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 05:36:42 No.12704021 Report

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>>12703811
>Hulkamania
>losing money

>>12703816
You're not gonna fuck his wife

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 05:42:00 No.12704045 Report

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>>12703739
>>12703843
You don't even watch WWE lmao

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 05:45:08 No.12704061 Report

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>>12703864
What's the biggest house Cornette ever booked? 'Cause it's not as big as Wembley.

>>12704045
Please explain the differences between Steen & Owens. Show your working. Be specific.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 05:50:26 No.12704098 Report

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>Jim Cornette banana tape

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 08:14:27 No.12704800 Report

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>>12704061
kek >>12704045 BTFO

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 08:23:28 No.12704838 Report

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>>12699960
cornette is the hillbilly version of bischoff
utter failure at everything besides being an on air character, who now does a podcast to pay the bills because nobody will give him a job

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 08:26:20 No.12704854 Report

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>>12700242
Storylines or no storylines, Terry fucking Funk in 2002 is going to draw 0 dimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 08:27:34 No.12704864 Report

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>>12701303
>he thought KO would never make it as a star.
He never should have. Only in this dead as fuck era could KO ever be worth something

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 08:30:37 No.12704884 Report

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>>12703730
if they didn't come back between 97 and 2001 they were never coming back. catering to them is asinine

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 08:38:13 No.12704908 Report

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>>12703730
>Some us understand wrestling history, and understand this card is built to bring the lapsed fans of the 80s and early 90s.

And drive away the current fans. No AE fan would have wanted to watch Dusty and Terry Funk.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 09:10:15 No.12705029 Report

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>>12704864
Steen gets over in literally any era. Cope & seethe Phil.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 10:51:15 No.12705433 Report

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>>12704854
Terry Funk in 2002 is younger than Sting, Flair and Billy Gunn in 2023.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 11:34:48 No.12705559 Report

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>>12705433
And none of those guys are having singles matches in the main event of the biggest show of the year. In fact none of them have even had a singles match in 2023

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 11:37:33 No.12705569 Report

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>>12700989
sounds pretty based

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 11:39:23 No.12705578 Report

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>>12700242
And you're a faggot defending an actual cuck

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 11:58:16 No.12705652 Report

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>>12699960
it's a really bad card you would think Cornette would be able to book something at least little more interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 11:59:23 No.12705654 Report

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>>12699960
Cornette is basically Tony Khan but instead of flippy Meltzer guys it's old rednecks.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:14:33 No.12705707 Report

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>>12705654
>rednecks
Who he probably detests now because they voted for Trump. Skimming through these comments it's funny how Cuck's fans are defending him tooth and nail... because this booking proves that Cuck is no different from Tony Khan.
>Booked the matches he wanted to see - just like TK.
>Austic booking to try and make it make sense, even if it bores people to tears or doesn't hold interest - just like Tony Khan.
>Muh HISTORY - just like Tony Khan
No wonder Cuck hates Tony so much. It's like looking at a Paki version of himself... only successful.

tl;dr Tony is living Cuck's dream (owns a wrestling business that hasn't gone out of business, able to book the matches he wants) and Cuck hates him for it.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:16:42 No.12705718 Report

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>>12699968
i don't understand... why would you have hogan vs dusty over hogan vs the rock knowing how hot the crowd got for it? and then you could have sting vs taker or austin. but hey i'm no booker

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:32:07 No.12705789 Report

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>>12705718
>ends via DQ at Wrestlemania
>the DQ is caused by him
kek

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:36:41 No.12705811 Report

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>>12703795
lapsed fans do exist, but they're basically always gonna come back at some point, a friend of mine is like that, he'll watch wrestling for a few years, then kinda just fall out of it and eventually something drags him back in a few years later.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:47:11 No.12705867 Report

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>>12703864
It’s funny how obese neckbeard fans always turn out to be part of the cult of cornette

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:48:22 No.12705878 Report

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>>12704045
No one does lol. It’s for retards, babies, and niggers. They have lost millions of fans. During the PG era they use to have 3 milly tune into raw

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:50:10 No.12705889 Report

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>>12705811
Yeah they’re going to watch one show and then fuck off

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:53:51 No.12705909 Report

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>>12705718
He didn't watch the match until very recently

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 12:58:26 No.12705941 Report

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>>12705878
RAW was regularly doing nearly 5 million before Reigns entered the main event kek

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 13:08:32 No.12705996 Report

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>>12705867
It's funny how dickless faggots somehow are still worked to tears by Cornette despite the fact they pretend they aren't

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 13:09:19 No.12706003 Report

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>>12702289
So was Davey
Davey gave me a high 5 on his way to the ring once. Hardest high 5 anyone has ever given me. Would not want to be chopped or kicked by him. I was at danielsons second to last roh match against Davey. They hit each other hard. Davey sawdust himself and his opponents to begin with

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 13:13:20 No.12706025 Report

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>>12703730
Thays why the rock n roll and heavenly bodies runs in wwf were so huge snd successful, cuz by using guys from the 80s captured the lapsed fan and brought them back. If it sucked, and didn't work, and didn't bring them back, and if you were wrong, then they'd prolly only get 3 weeks and never be seen again. But you're smart, so I'm sure you remember the rock n roll express's legendary tag run. I mean.. how could you not? You understand the history of the business, just like Bill Watts did in 91/92

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 13:15:30 No.12706037 Report

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>>12703768
Mexicans still do that to this very day
Remind me though, cuz I can't remember, what style has kept arena Mexico profitable for almost a hundred years? It's the American heavyweight style thays drawing the fans, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 13:18:16 No.12706050 Report

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>>12705996
His cultists aren't pretending

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 13:19:55 No.12706056 Report

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>>12705941
More than 6 before Cena. 3 after when it got handed to Reigns

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 13:54:18 No.12706216 Report

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>>12705996
>W-worked
I bet you jerk off the Stacy cornette

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 14:02:08 No.12706260 Report

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>>12705559
>You can use geriatric hasbeens but only in tag matches
The mental gymnastics is pretty impressive desu

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