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Schizo wrestling theories you actually believe

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pleb-tier stuff
>Benoit was framed
>Owen was a ritual human sacrifice
>Tony Khan simps for himself on /pw/
>Roman faked his cancer
>9/11 predictive programming throughout wrestling TV history
lesser-discussed stuff
>Riho is a Yazuka-groomed ladyboy who has spent a lifetime on puberty blockers
>the WWE Saudi Arabia "hostage" situation was kayfabed to hide the fact that a Saudi oil fag wanted to keep a talent (or two or more) as a permanent sex slave
>a sizeable portion of AEW's roster doubles as members of Tony's gay harem (the ones who were in cyberfights)
>Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins are prostituting their "daughter" in exchange for ascension in the ranks of the world's secret cult