>>12772804Yes, unironic true story. We paid for VIP seats, this fat hog was spilling over into my chair. She would scream the same thing over, and over, and over, I'm talking twenty minutes straight of "no one likes you!" just fucking insanity. And she kept trying to talk to me and my nephew. I thought the VIP was a giant ripoff shit show for a bunch of reasons, but she was a big one. And they let you take your chair home as a souvenir (who the fucks wants a wrestling chair), but because of that they're all zip tied together with ZERO space between them, so you can't even move your chair. This bitch looked like my six hundred pound life. This was a few months ago and I'm shoot nuclear heated just thinking about it now. If you're so fucking fat you can't fit in a chair, shut the fuck up and stay home for Christ's sake.
