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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:38:50 No.12781078 View View Reply Original Report

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>Randy Orton returns jacked
>AJ Styles returns bulked up
>CM Punk returns…..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:40:18 No.12781088 Report

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>>12781078
what the fuck is his problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:40:53 No.12781091 Report

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>>12781078
I guarantee you he thinks he looks better than both of those guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:41:52 No.12781096 Report

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>>12781078
Damn. Remember when posters were saying that he looked in the best shape of his life when he had his shirt on at Survivor Series?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:45:24 No.12781135 Report

Quoted By: >>12787791

AJ and Orton are so full of steroids that they’re going to burst.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:47:29 No.12781156 Report

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>>12781078
Lok at my thighs what do you see
Muffins from Mindys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:48:04 No.12781163 Report

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>>12781078
bro he's straight edge cut him some slack

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:49:29 No.12781176 Report

Quoted By: >>12781188

>completely gasses from applying chinlocks in your path

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:50:55 No.12781188 Report

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>>12781176
to be fair he was trying to keep up with the son of one of the greatest luchadores of all time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:52:06 No.12781202 Report

Quoted By: >>12783229

He needs to stop taking forward roll students out for Applebee's and a fuck at the hotel and take them for jog in the park and to be on top in the rental car because he got fat.

>LOOK AT MY GUT
>WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>QUARTER POUNDER, EXTRA CHEESE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:52:10 No.12781203 Report

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>>12781078
It's no excuse for someone who's job depends on how they look without a shirt, but maybe he went a little overboard on the christmas dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:53:32 No.12781215 Report

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Who did he give the Starbucks voucher to this time?

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:54:35 No.12781225 Report

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:54:50 No.12781229 Report

Quoted By: >>12781236 >>12781600 >>12781657 >>12787431

>>12781078
He's straight edge. He doesn't need to kill himself to draw. Cry about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:55:30 No.12781236 Report

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>>12781229
He looks awful, what kind of nerd watches these skinnyfat old hags roll around on a mat?

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:56:31 No.12781247 Report

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>>12781215
This muffin top body shape fucked Cora Jade... think about that for a sec...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:57:01 No.12781252 Report

Quoted By: >>12781266

>>12781236
People who appreciate story and psychology

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:57:40 No.12781256 Report

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>>12781078
He looks terrible, but he almost never had a good physique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 22:58:17 No.12781266 Report

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>>12781252
>appreciate story and psychology
IRL a skinnyfat dude like Punk would get mogged by even an average built guy who knows boxing/BJJ. And oh wait, he DID. lol.

When you tell me someone like Lesnar or Taker would beat someone's ass in a ring, it's believable because they're jacked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:00:15 No.12781287 Report

Quoted By: >>12781306 >>12781633 >>12782011

>>12781266
In real life cm punk sold out the garden. Whatever fanfiction you invented in your head isn't real bud.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:02:27 No.12781306 Report

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>>12781287

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:03:11 No.12781314 Report

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>>12781078
aren't steroids fairly cheap and readily available online?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:30:10 No.12781600 Report

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>>12781229
Literally has nothing to do with getting in shape other than no alcohol or hard drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:34:36 No.12781633 Report

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>>12781287
Seff Franklin Rollins and Drew McIntyre sold out the Garden. Credit always go to the main event. Punk was a side dish. But it doesn't matter, it's the brand that draws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:37:08 No.12781657 Report

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>>12781229
He's a flabby middle aged man allowing himself to go gray and it will turn off viewers who don't want to see their schizo uncle with his fading tattoos in his underwear doing really slow karate. Kevin Owens has a shitty body so he covers it up. Punk has one and he doesn't have the decency to even wear long tights in his last chance at a positive legacy.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:38:49 No.12781676 Report

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>>12781314
He thinks he's Dusty Rhodes. He believes he can draw a house just by talking and the fans won't care if he lays around sucking wind for 75% of the match.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:41:31 No.12781701 Report

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>>12781314
Yes, which is why he has roid bloat gut. If you're gonna do steroids, then you have to commit to the cycle or you end up like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:44:09 No.12781727 Report

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>>12781701
>RTX on vs off

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:44:32 No.12781732 Report

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>>12781701
HHH was clean shaven during his "trying for babies" Triple XL bloat. And it was way more pronounced than image right. I think it was WWF SD:HCTP but it may have been WWF SD:SYM where he looked fat and dorky during his loading screens.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:45:22 No.12781740 Report

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And people were saying WWE won’t have Punk work a match until they get him in shape kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:48:10 No.12781764 Report

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>>12781701
>Time to play the eating game, all you can eat buffet

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:56:34 No.12781851 Report

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>>12781676
You're describing Bray Wyatt

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 23:57:19 No.12781858 Report

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>>12781078
...from the tranny fed

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:00:41 No.12781898 Report

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>all wrestlers are bodybuilders

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:09:55 No.12781995 Report

Quoted By: >>12784114 >>12787454

grim

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 00:11:34 No.12782011 Report

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>>12781287
In real life his ass got shoot tickled in a fight.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 02:12:13 No.12783183 Report

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>chez

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 02:18:10 No.12783229 Report

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>>12781202
>and to be on top in the rental car

AM I retarded, what does this mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 03:45:16 No.12784095 Report

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>>12781247
>fucked Cora Jade

Yeah who hasn't lol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 03:47:26 No.12784110 Report

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>>12783183
Joe should've gone over desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 03:47:52 No.12784114 Report

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>>12781995
>anon doesn't understand how muscle flexion works

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 04:03:52 No.12784236 Report

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>>12784114
insane and delusional cope
imagine if 70 year old Hulk Hogan were in that picture instead of Phil
would those two teenage girls make his 24 inch pythons look small just because they were slightly flexing and slightly in the foreground?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 04:06:26 No.12784263 Report

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>>12781078
o_Ô

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 04:09:13 No.12784292 Report

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>>12784095
She's not a slut

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 04:09:18 No.12784295 Report

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>>12781078
lol he looks like shit. Looks like a gayew fag, but that's what makes Punketty's betrayal so telling. Not even king of the queers can handle how gay aew is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 04:15:37 No.12784338 Report

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I don't think his body is use to HGH and roids so he's getting it all in his gut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 05:27:12 No.12784815 Report

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>>12784292
lolmao

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 10:58:25 No.12786283 Report

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>>12781078
Most popular

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Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 14:20:24 No.12787431 Report

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>>12781229
He can avoid steroids and still have a decent look. Working out to look slightly athletic isn't that hard, plenty of people with regular jobs do it, why can't he do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 14:24:36 No.12787454 Report

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>>12781995
this is so retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 15:07:44 No.12787786 Report

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>>12784292
sup cora

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 15:08:05 No.12787791 Report

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>>12781135
Based. Wrestling is a body business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Dec 2023 15:14:45 No.12787854 Report

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>>12781091
i guarantee you his paycheck looks a HELL of a lot better than those guys’.

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