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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 05:26:46 No.12812258 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12812384 >>12812391 >>12813988 >>12813991 >>12814102 >>12816084 >>12816095 >>12816181 >>12816769 >>12818589 >>12818614

>still haven't taken my first shit of 2024
It's so over

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 05:45:39 No.12812384 Report

Quoted By: >>12812391 >>12813988

>>12812258
Stop stealing my gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 05:47:06 No.12812391 Report

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>>12812258
>>12812384
Eat 4 cups of bran flakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 12:26:42 No.12813988 Report

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>>12812258
>>12812384
Hurry up, I'm starving

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 12:27:40 No.12813991 Report

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>>12812258
I'm about to take my second, just percolating for a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 12:56:41 No.12814102 Report

Quoted By: >>12814593

>>12812258
i poop two to three times a day but only small amounts, kinda wish i could just take one big shit and be done with it for a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 12:58:07 No.12814109 Report

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Just drink some proper coffee and you're good to go

t. already took a shit twice today

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 14:13:25 No.12814484 Report

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bros I haven't even taken my first shit of 2023... I'm behind...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 14:33:32 No.12814593 Report

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>>12814102
I shid only once every two days, sometimes even once per three days but i take such a gigantic dumps it takes at least twenty minutes to shit it all out and i have to flush at least twice, i always wondered how do people can just shit every day and take five minutes, it just seem so unrealistic to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 15:03:28 No.12814757 Report

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Boys... get some fibre in 2024

kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 15:19:51 No.12814843 Report

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>never took my first shit of 2023

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:05:39 No.12816084 Report

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>>12812258
I've taken 6 so far
not even shitposting
The bacon wrapped stuffed Jalapenos were a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:07:24 No.12816095 Report

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>>12812258
I've already had one. Had two on NYE. Might have another today. My bowels are doing the job.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:19:11 No.12816181 Report

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>>12812258
>The New Year's feast was makizushi and pizza
I'm looking forward to my first shit of 2024.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 18:59:30 No.12816524 Report

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>>12814593
Fiber, NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:09:24 No.12816618 Report

Quoted By: >>12817068

>>12814593
Metamucil gummies, bro. Take 1-2 a day with a full glass of water. You'll be shitting at least once a day and producing flawless logs in under a minute when you do.
>t. old man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:20:45 No.12816761 Report

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I have been cleaning up my grandpas shit for 4 days now. I've seen things and touched things had to do things that I wont soon forget.
I Hope he gets better not even for my own sake.
So much shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:22:03 No.12816769 Report

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>>12812258
based opiates going over OPetty's colon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:27:56 No.12816833 Report

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>>12816769
If you take opiates and get backed up, the only thing that's clearing that out is a bottle of Magnesium Citrate. Don't plan to do anything for the next 24 hours if you drink that though.
>t. geezer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:50:18 No.12817068 Report

Quoted By: >>12817135

>>12816524
>>12816618
never said i want it you daily shitters lmao, i look forward to shitting because each my shit is special and literally holds more weight than your ever will

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 19:55:58 No.12817135 Report

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>>12817068
Nah you just like stretching out your asshole with giant football sized shits you gay olympian

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 22:15:35 No.12818581 Report

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My first shit today was a shart just now in my pants. Ominous sign for the year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 22:16:43 No.12818589 Report

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>>12812258
I did, it was smooth and plentiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jan 2024 22:19:19 No.12818614 Report

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>>12812258
unironically take miralax

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