>>12843495No you wouldn't, and ill tell you why.
No practice.
You will gag, vomit and embarrass yourself in front of your queen if you ever got the chance to eat her shit.
What you need to do is practice on your own shit until you grow a tolerance. Take it little by little, everyday after you take your nasty shit, stick a finger up your bunghole and get a taste. If you yack, you're not ready and you're just full of shit.
Don't even get me started on the piss.