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TONIGHT from Newark, New Jersey>AEW International Championship Match: Orange Cassidy vs. Dante Martin >Mariah May vs. Queen Aminata >Daniel Garcia vs. Swerve Strickland >Darby Allin Vs. Takeshita >4-Way Continental Title Eliminator >Christian's State of the Union address >We'll hear from AEW Champion Samoa Joe >Adam Cole speaks >MERCEDS MONÉ DEBUT
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NO MONE
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DEONNA I'M GONNA COOOOOOOM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH SASHIT FAGS BTFO
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damn this bitch is WIDE AF
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That's not Mone. kek. AEW BTFO ONCE AGAIN. She will come back to WWE.
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Deonna is so fucking fat
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shes the type that would suck your penis DRY then eat some linguine with you.
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kek what a filthy greasy gabagirl out there proudly showing off her flab and folds
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That's not Mone. Who is this fat chick?
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Literally a Snookie doppelgänger. Why?
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>>12845682 How many dicks are getting cranked raw right now?
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THATS A ONE SPICY MEATBALLAAAA
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>>12845682 KEK NO MERCEDES
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I hate both of their voices
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Mariah May already buried.
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Deonna vs Mariah is boner dimes
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Damn she got a dumpy on her
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>>12845781 WE GOT HER ELITECHADS
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got dayum
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Why does she sound like she's crying?
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I shoot love that pasta and pizza princess
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Why upstage that great match?
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wasnt Deonna in AEW before or am i confusing it with somewhere else
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Deonna sounds nervous as fuck
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That's her voice? She sounds like she's about to cry
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We want that TIGHT Mone, not this FAT bitch. Tony fucked up.
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They’re doing this thing again. They did this with Taya Valkyrie, where a woman comes in challenges. The champion immediately loses, and then disappears. Fucking Deonna is going to disappear within like two months.
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Why does Deonuts always sound like she was just slapped around by her boyfriend?
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>>12845803 That's just what people from Jersey sound like.
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HOLY CRAP ITS SNOOKI FROM JERSEY SHORE! SNOOKI IS ALL ELITE!!!
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dayum that kick was stiff
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THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
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>BITCH
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>>12845809 She had a match to drop the roh belt to mercedes martinez iirc
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Mariah is gonna have to do a massive carry job for deonna
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Mariah vs aminata is WrestleMania main event worthy
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deonna sounded nervous af. do crowds ever exceed 200 people for TNA?
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Holy shit she looks like such a stereotypically fat wop
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>>12845776 Multi-time TNA Knockouts champ.
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>>12845809 She had that one main event on Dynamite with Mercedes Martinez for the ROH belt or something. It wasn't good and tanked the ratings.
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>>12845824 Because she's from Joisey, slapnuts
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>>12845809 she did an AEW or ROH show to drop the belt
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Hmm that kick at the end was as nice looking as all the hits the girls had in the previous match and didnt even care she was about cry in her promo. Hopefully we get more women beating the shit out of each other
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2/10. Needed more pussy eating
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How come nobody wants Sasha
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>>12845841 500 at most and in PPV, about 1.4k
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Mariah and Aminata both seem cool with hitting hard and getting hit hard, which I like
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>>12845845 Probably cause Mercedes Martinez looks like a ghoul.
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>>12845841 200 is on the generous side.
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>>12845869 If you want a loud monkey who can't wrestle on your show, you can just hire a fucking chimpanzee from the zoo for an exponentially lower price.
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>>12845813 Its her first time on tv
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>>12845875 right on the button
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>Stiff as fuck women's match >The new blonde is hot >Deonna debuts
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>"BOYS, noticed you uh signed Deonna. You know we were a thing for a while? Maybe..."
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Good debut for Mariah, made Queen look solid too. But then Tony steals all the heat for another debut, fucking braindead booking
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>>12845889 Shut up you pathetic racist bitch.
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>>12845841 I think she got emotional over the chants
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I love how Mariah sold that kick. A shitter would've put their hands up to protect their face.
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PEEPCHADS WWA???
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>>12845907 I will after Dynamite as a preshow for WK
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>>12845919 >"No one ever chants for New Jersey." Anonymous
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>>12845908 Marty did nothing wrong
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All Inclusive, we bring the trannies and the fatties
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Thank God it wasn't botcha. May is better than her and deonna
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I need Killswitch to wear a turtleneck
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Why is this episode so watchable? Surely this isn't Tony Khan booking...
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>Momma Wayne gonna be touring with the boys now
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>>12845869 huge mark for herself so shes asking more money then their willing to pay
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>>12845935 Either they lost her in a group of children or she's asleep after getting the blue plate diner special no one knows
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The Wayne senpai sucks
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>HOW DARE YOU
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Vickie Guerrero vibes
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It doesnt matter if the lady cant speak for shit all that matters is based Christians stage presence makes it work
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I love the patriarchy
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>Your dad's dead >My dad's dead >I'm a mother >I'm a dinousaur
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Yung Bussin's mom is hot
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>>12845935 getting piped and impregnated by Takeshita on Tony's dime
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>>12845944 >Yung Bussin' makes it to TV >His mom is now getting passed around the locker room Anonymous
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this is fucking stupid tonight
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>>12845891 LOL no it's not. TNA has TV, and she's been on Dynamite once before (to drop the ROH belt that she'd won on Impact, while ROH was on hiatus and before TK bought it).
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>>12845944 Christian fo sho be hitting that
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God I wish I could use and abuse momma Wayne's pussy,ass and mouth
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>>12845941 I'd pop if it was just the collar.
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MASSIVE pop for schiavone getting disciplined
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For me... it's Nick Wayne's mom.
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Yung Bussin will be stings last match btw
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body language experts???
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>>12845869 She is a big mark for herself and wrestle like shit. She is a female CHEZ but without the psychology in ring or the talking skill.
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Based golden boy Nick
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Boy I can't wait for this to end with Copeland interrupting it and sending Christian retreating so they can somehow drag this feud out for another two months
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Im not gonna call Luchasaurus that stupid name
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mom wayne can't fucking talk, that was embarrassing and god bless christian for trying to salvage this shitheap
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kek what a rib master
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>>12845991 Laughing at your dad's jokes is a form of appreciation, you gotta know that man Christian, the PEEPGOD, the Patriarch, he got that DAD in him
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>>12846014 This the evolved form of seth rollins?
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>>12846014 no wonder they put a mask on this geek
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Why is Kilswitchsaurus letting himself be a bitch boy for Christian? What is Christian providing for him in kayfabe that it renders him emasculated?
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>2-0
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So does Edge win the TNT title for real at the Toronto show?
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My guess is Christian payed for Marko Stunts life saving surgery and hes holding it over Luchasaurus head
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Thank you, Christian!
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>Massive Luchasaurus chants
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>>12845983 For me, it's Kyu
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Christian telling absolutely no lies
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Christian's trying but this segment isn't doing anything for me.
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>>12846039 Total Nonstop Tnigger
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>>12846039 Troons Need Therapy
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BimboChads, we eating good tonight
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBA
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These bitches are fucking UGLY!
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>>12846048 shouldn't have let the civilian hold a microphone
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>still chanting Luchasarus during bimbo segment
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So they upgraded Toni for Harley?
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Paige and Harley sextape when?
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>>12846060 Hell yeah! Get Anna Jay in this stable already.
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Why do keep hearing the word fleshlight?
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TAKE A SHIT VS DARBY LFGGGGG
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>I would do anything, Saraya
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AHHHHH HARLEY IS SO SEXY
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AEW is terrible
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Takeshita with DRONE CALLIS
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Darby's cum jacket looking good
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Is the kabuki mask a nod to Asuka?
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Is Darby like the only face left standing right now and is he about to job to Takeshita so the Calis family can continue to do nothing despite like 4 major heel stables beating everyone right now?
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Why do all bitches in AEW have ugly faces?
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>>12846102 That is vibe I got
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>>12846083 That’s literally the storyline isn’t it? Harley is basically the gimp from pulp fiction
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>Don "RAPE" Janetty on commentary
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>closing the show with the jobber eliminator and danny dimeless back to back
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>>12846086 BASED COOMER CHAD
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That was pretty smooth
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Take going to murder Darby
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something came over me when harley was on screen. mid segment i whipped my cock out and just started jerking. I barely made it 30 seconds before cumming. felt like my asshole was opening and snapping shut for each pulsation too.
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Takeshita/callis family needs a new fucking theme. this shit is so bad. absolutely no energy just kills the mood. Give him 24hour cinderella then I'll be happy
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>I'm 5'8", you have a problem against that? >In a perfect world that's what you shoot for, Taz. You're perfect. >Thank you
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>>12846091 You think anyone informed Takeshita that his name is "Take a shit" when you rearrange the letters; like to maybe change it by a letter when wrestling?
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Takeashit and Asuka are both from Osaka. I wonder if they know of each other.
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>>12846031 Just wait until Jack Perry comes back and Jurassic Express gets back together.
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Takashita is actually gonna kill lil nigga
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HE JUST BROKE HIS FUCKIN NECK
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based takeshita killing lil nigga
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So is Darby gonna climb Everest or no?
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STOP THE MATCH
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my boy darby getting ragdolled
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based lil nigga bringing the heat
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>>12846128 based majima-kun
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>>12846155 Takeshita? Asuka's illegitimate son.
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HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Damn Takeshita you aren't supposed to kill him
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>Rolling Germans on a Ramp
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This is honestly brutal
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DARBY PLEASE I WANT YOU TO LIVE
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why dont refs ever stop a match when its too one sided?
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JEEEEEEEEEESUS
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Yo Lil Nigga is legit dead
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This is fucking brutal holy shit
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>tfw darby's opponent is actually doing more damage to him than darby is to himself
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Darby has died
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SOMEBODY SAVE LIL NIGGA
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ok here how match go, I kill you
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>>12846196 If he dies he dies
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Nothing better than Darby vs big guy
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>>12846173 Shit myself, really thought Darby was about to fucking break his neck
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>easterseals
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someone tell this dude this isn’t street fighter lmao
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Kek Darbys future as a cripple in the commercial
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Darby: Okay just beat my ass for real
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Darby cannot die. He is destined to inherit Stings power when he retires and become the top face
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>>12846172 I need the sauce on this brother
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>>12846236 I bet he is concussed.
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>>12846225 Seeing people having to live those kinds of lives makes me wish for the end of us all.
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snekman asking all the important questions
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darby a menace
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Best dive in the fucking buisness
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Dry Heave Jones lmao
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>"DARBY-SAN, HOW WE FIGHT?" >"I dunno maybe back and...hm...." >"BAKI? WE FIGHT BAKI?" >"What? Yeah, sure. Sorry, just looking over these pastries and pickles..." >"FIGHT BAKI? ME PICKLE? WHOA. OK BROTHER." >"...wut"
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>dry heave Jones
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match of the year so far
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>>12846261 Nyla here Sir Pentico is LOSER
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I'm gonna be sad when 'lil nigga is in a wheelchair
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RIP DARBYS SPINE WTF
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Please stop Take, he is already dead.
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deadass this match shoulda happened much sooner, both are bringing the heat
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This match might just save this show tonight
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who the FUCK is yam bag jones
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These niggas made a suicide pact
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>Easterseals ad during the Darby match
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>>12846293 I questioned whats even left and remembered Swerve/Garcia
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absolutely kino match
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This is PPV level shit, these guys decided to go all out, crazy shit
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LIL NIGGA ALMOST HAD IT
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new camera work there
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>>12846297 Look at Clueless Jones over here not knowing our cousin Yam Bag
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Where the fuck are the stories? I don't watch wrestling for the wrestling.
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This could have been the main event
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YEAH I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK
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This match is based
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This could really be better than most matches in Wrestle Kingdom later
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>Season Pass 2
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ok now this is a dimes match
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>>12846297 First time watching Taz on commentary?
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God damn this match is great
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>decide to turn on AEW >first thing is a guy sprint back to the ring after being groggy until the 9 count followed by a kickout of a canadian destroyer
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BRO THESE THROWS ARE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME
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glad that TK is letting these dudes rip a PPV levels match on basic cable
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>>12846325 Khanbots will mock it for not being the first match in a series of 7 with 10 minute promos every week.
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Bros did anyone tell Take that wrestling is fake?
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It's time to give Take the International Title, He's destroying Darby
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>>12846335 Proof you can tell a Code Red from a Canadian Destroyer?
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>>12846335 Shut the fuck up
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Why couldn't we get something like this for the PPV
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DOBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>12846341 this match blows the fuck out of everything on World's End
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Tony is out of his fucking mind for not featuring Takeshita more than he has
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>>12846343 Lmao I have seen less ruthless looking shit in street fights
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>>12846345 >implying he could beat freshly squeezed Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
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THESE NIGGAS ARE WILDIN!!!
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darby has died
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Good match, very entertained.
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fucking kek this match
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one of aews best matches. amazing
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now we won't see Take-a-Shit on TV for another month
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>>12846353 Only Darby could have had a match with him like this
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is darby alive
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Takeshita just did this while the Calis family is basically doing nothing now. Mind you Calis could have been revealed as the Devil and could be a major fucking deal now but they are in midcard tag matches with Jericho and Sammy (Who aint bad but still they could be doing better)
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just insane, Darby is gonna be literally carried by Sherpas at this rate to Everest
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****3/4
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RIP IN POWER LIL NIGGA
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That was the best match I have seen in a very long time
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darbybros, i'm getting sick of having MOTN but never winning
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>>12846321 You couldn't find a story in a book
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>>12846393 Darby's not a mark and he wouldn't want you to be one either
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>>12846372 Nah we're just going to see him standing behind the hotdog with the other rising stars being wasted in the hotdog family
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>>12846273 Takeshita finna eat this niggas leg
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>>12846393 Darby is one of those dudes like Danielson and Penta that are always gonna be over win or lose
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****3/4
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Webmbro please tell me you got the German Suplex off of the turnbuckle
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>>12846358 A gust of wind can beat Pockets when Tony isn't booking him.
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>>12846407 or the 50 yard line when the dirty birds kick for 3
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>can't understand him >still sounds dimes
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Time to put a title on Take
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Renee just backs off lel
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>>12846403 more freaked out Darby wanted to do the spot but he's the vet so if he wants to lose the leg
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>>12846433 It's gonna happen
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LOL, 3 belts, brings 2, only display space for one.
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Uh guys, there's a fan at commentary and it seems like he stole some belts, will they address it?
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Do yall think they hang out
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>>12845889 Kek
>>12845914 Go back to shiteddit and....
